Blubberella Quote

Lt. Caspar Jaeger: I have no authority in these matters, but I will not stand idly by while you kill that creature or Elvis impersonator as part of some mandated experiment of yours.
Doctor Mangler: The fascinating caviar Lieutenant is that they're very difficult to kill. Only by stake, fire, holy water, or watching Rocky sequels. The vampire will stay responsive forever. The marvel of science. And I'm onto something really big.
Lt. Caspar Jaeger: How big?
Doctor Mangler: I think I can make Hitler immortal.
Lt. Caspar Jaeger: Great. Anyway, there has been an incident. Pack a travel bag and we go to Disneyland in 20 minutes.
Doctor Mangler: Oh, no, no! I'm doing my taxes!

Movie: Blubberella

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