Blitz Quotes

Brant: A word of advice, girls. If you're picking the wrong fight... at least pick the right weapon.

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[a gang of teenage lads try to mug Brant in the street at night. Brant produces a long J-shaped wooden stick and hits one of the lads with it - hard]Brant: This, lads, is a hurley. Used in the Irish game of hurling - a cross between hockey and murder.

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Weiss: I want a lawyer and a sandwich. Oh, and I want to update my Facebook status.

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Brant: A double Irish.
Wellesley Barman: Only thing, buddy, we're closed.
Brant: [reaches over counter and grabs a glass]Listen up, I'm only gonna say this once. I ain't your buddy. When I ask for a drink, you say, Ice with that, sir? Now, let's begin again. A double Irish.
Wellesley Barman: You want ice with that, sir?
Brant: Don't be ridiculous. Who needs ice?
Wellesley Barman: [pours it]That'll be five quid.
Brant: [drinks it down]Like you said, you're closed.

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Brant: The Japs have a word for this type of bare look, didn't they?
Nash: Minimalist.
Brant: Shite's the word I had in mind.

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Nash: You're not supposed to smoke in here.
Brant: What are you going to do, shoot me?

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Nash: I finally said fuck it, I'll take the law into my own hands, so I broke into the peado's house at four in the morning and I smashed his bollocks with a baseball bat until they fucking popped.

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Brant: You said something about dealing with a paedophile.
Nash: I though you were asleep.

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Nash: [sees Tom is asleep]Wanker.

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Brant: Do I look like I carry a pencil?

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[last lines]Brant: There he is. There's Breckney. Get an appetite... [releases dogs]
Dunlop: [running]Whoa! Aaah! Get... Get away! Get them away!

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