Black Christmas Quotes
Dana Mathis: Oh ****, the main breaker's underneath the house. What? I'm not the totally helpless daddy's girl these *****es make me out to be!
Leigh Colvin: OK, Then go outside and turn the power on.
Dana Mathis: Are you high? I'm not going outside, it's freezing!
Leigh Colvin: It'll take two seconds, you know where the power is and I'll keep looking for Clair.
Dana Mathis: Oh fine!
Leigh Colvin: OK, Then go outside and turn the power on.
Dana Mathis: Are you high? I'm not going outside, it's freezing!
Leigh Colvin: It'll take two seconds, you know where the power is and I'll keep looking for Clair.
Dana Mathis: Oh fine!
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Lauren Hanon: [to Kelli] I realize you're an only child, so let me explain: Christmas is just Darwin, the weak get eaten.
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Mrs. MacHenry: These broads would hump the Leaning Tower of Pisa if they could get up there!
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Mrs. MacHenry: [singing as she packs her suitcase] Alligators come through the gate, but goodbye leg if ya get away late! Lollies love to pop!
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Ms. Barbara MacHenry: [Searching for Billy's present under the christmas tree] Billy! Billy! Girls, I can't find Billy's present under the tree here. Come on, girls, we can't start the secret santa without Billy's present! Hello? Who drew Billy's name?
Melissa Kitt: Um, Ms. Mac, it's a secret santa.
Dana Mathis: [Doing her nails] Can we just get on with this thing? So I can party for a few days before having to deal with the family on Christmas.
Melissa Kitt: Have you looked outside? It's raining hail the size of Yao's ballsack!
Dana Mathis: It'll stop. The party gods wouldn't allow me to be here alone during Christmas break.
Kelli Presely: Oh, I'll be here, Dana. [Disapointed]
Kelli Presely: Yeah, they're makin' me work next week.
Melissa Kitt: That sucks, everyone should be home for Christmas.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: All right, all right, who's not here?
Kelli Presely: Um, like everybody.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Chelsea?
Kelli Presely: She went home this morning.
Melissa Kitt: Um, Ms. Mac, it's a secret santa.
Dana Mathis: [Doing her nails] Can we just get on with this thing? So I can party for a few days before having to deal with the family on Christmas.
Melissa Kitt: Have you looked outside? It's raining hail the size of Yao's ballsack!
Dana Mathis: It'll stop. The party gods wouldn't allow me to be here alone during Christmas break.
Kelli Presely: Oh, I'll be here, Dana. [Disapointed]
Kelli Presely: Yeah, they're makin' me work next week.
Melissa Kitt: That sucks, everyone should be home for Christmas.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: All right, all right, who's not here?
Kelli Presely: Um, like everybody.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Chelsea?
Kelli Presely: She went home this morning.
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Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Who hasn't gotten a gift yet? Oh, Lauren.
Dana Mathis: Just give her a shot of tequila, and wish her happy holidays. [Dana hands Lauren a drink, who is already obviously drunk]
Melissa Kitt: Happy Holidays! [Lauren downs the shot of tequila, then takes a drink of her wine]
Melissa Kitt: Okay, I know this is supposed to be the whole Secret Santa thing, but, I know that Clair drew your name.
Lauren Hanon: Oh, yeah, she get me anything good?
Melissa Kitt: Oh yeah... it's a music box. It plays Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies.
Lauren Hanon: Oh, **** no. I'm already startin' to see the Sugar Plum Fairies, I don't need to hear the little ****ers too!
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Language, language!
Dana Mathis: Just give her a shot of tequila, and wish her happy holidays. [Dana hands Lauren a drink, who is already obviously drunk]
Melissa Kitt: Happy Holidays! [Lauren downs the shot of tequila, then takes a drink of her wine]
Melissa Kitt: Okay, I know this is supposed to be the whole Secret Santa thing, but, I know that Clair drew your name.
Lauren Hanon: Oh, yeah, she get me anything good?
Melissa Kitt: Oh yeah... it's a music box. It plays Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies.
Lauren Hanon: Oh, **** no. I'm already startin' to see the Sugar Plum Fairies, I don't need to hear the little ****ers too!
Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Language, language!
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