Big Wolf on Campus Quotes

Becky: I'm not saying you should get a nose job. I'm just saying you should wear big hats or something to make it look smaller.

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Merton: Merton J. Dingle doesn't give up *that* easily!
Merton: [stapler doesn't work] Ugh! Stupid stapler! I quit!

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Merton: So, you're a Voodoo witch doctor. What's that like?

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Merton: From an old legend, and the third season of Buffy...

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Merton: Look yonder, the Henderson family is having a picnic. "Son, eat your sandwich and we'll play wiffle ball." "But father, I don't fancy egg salad. I'd much prefer tea and crumpets! I'd also like me porridge! Porridge tastes good in me tummy! I like porridge..."

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Tommy: What happened in the movie, Merton?

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