Big Bang Quotes

Penny: Sheldon, what are you going to have?
Sheldon: I'll have a Diet Coke.
Penny: Okay, will you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.
Sheldon: Fine. I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre.
Penny: That's, um, Rum and Coke without the Rum.
Sheldon: Yes.
Penny: So, Coke.
Sheldon: Yes... And would you make it Diet?
Penny: There's a can in the fridge.
Sheldon: A Cuba Libre traditionally comes in a tall glass with a lime wedge.
Penny: Then swim to Cuba.
Sheldon: Bartenders are supposed to have people skills.

Movie: Big Bang
Beverly Hofstadter: [after hugging Leonard] I'm getting a warm feeling across my chest.
Penny: That'll be the Del Taco.
Sheldon Cooper: Why is Leonard softly banging his head on his bedroom door?
Beverly Hofstadter: Speaking of warm feelings, come here! [Kisses Sheldon square on the lips]
Beverly Hofstadter: Nah, I'd rather have the busboy.

Movie: Big Bang
Leonard Hofstadter: And take off that hat. You look ridiculous.
Howard Wolowitz: I want to blend in.
Rajesh Koothrappali: Blend into what? Toy Story?

Movie: Big Bang
Penny: [the boys are playing Rock Band] Guys, please. Keep it down.
Howard Wolowitz: But we're just finding our sound.
Penny: You found it. It's the sound of a cat being run over by a lawnmower.

Movie: Big Bang
Sheldon Cooper: [knock knock knock] Penny? [knock knock knock]
Sheldon Cooper: Penny? [Penny immediately opens the door]
Penny: [knock knock knock] Penny?
Sheldon Cooper: That's just wrong.

Movie: Big Bang