Better Off Dead... Quotes
Charles De Mar: And dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know. Really!
Movie: Better Off Dead...
Lane Myer: Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching The Wide World of Sports. So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?
Movie: Better Off Dead...
Monique Junot: He keeps putting his testicles all over me.
Lane Myer: Excuse me?
Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Big Difference.
Lane Myer: Excuse me?
Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Big Difference.
Movie: Better Off Dead...
Roy Stalin: You'd make a fine little helper. What's your name?
Charles De Mar: Charles De Mar.
Roy Stalin: Shut up, geek.
Charles De Mar: Charles De Mar.
Roy Stalin: Shut up, geek.
Movie: Better Off Dead...