Best of the Best Quotes

Pilot: Sorry to interrupt our in flight feature, Free Willy 2, but if a flight attendant doesn't get her ass up here soon I'm gonna crash this thing.

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Travis Brickley: Yeah! Drop him like a toilet seat, Tommy!

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[Boris shoots the truck-driver, and then moves his dead body to the passenger-seat when he gets in the truck]
Boris: You can ride shotgun!

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[owl hoots]
Canteen Boy: Hoo, Hoo to you. He, Owl, if you're so wise, why don't you go to sleep, it's the middle of the night!

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