Bedtime Story Quotes

Jill: I had to park all the way down the block.
Skeeter Bronson: Oh well. Next time why don't you park in that box [Points to Jill's large gift]
Skeeter Bronson: Plenty o' room in there.

Movie: Bedtime Story
Skeeter Bronson: So Sir Fix-a-lot moved into a giant shoe [shows Sir Fix-a-lot living in a giant Chuck Taylor shoe]
Skeeter Bronson: developed a case of athlete's face, threw himself in the moat and fed himself to the crocodiles. [as Sir Fix-a-lot, grumbling]
Skeeter Bronson: Oh what the heck? [jumps in]
Skeeter Bronson: The end.

Movie: Bedtime Story
Skeeter Bronson: Good thing my wallet only had three dollars in it. And my Derek Jeter baseball card!

Movie: Bedtime Story
Skeeter Bronson: [looking over the kids' storybooks] What do ya got here, anyways? "Rainbow Alligator Saves the Wetlands"? Uh, no. "The Organic Squirrel Gets a Bike Helmet"? I'm not reading these Communist books to you guys! Don't you got any *real* stories?

Movie: Bedtime Story