Bamboo Shark Quotes

Sylvester Stallone: You know, I played an overweight cop once.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I played a Kindergarten cop.
Michael Jackson: Did somebody say Kindergarten?

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Sean Connery: I'm Sean... double-O-7... I'm Sean!

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Benjamin: Jesus! What, did you steal that off a horse?

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Howard: That pig smells like old people.

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Brooks: You know why I like movies? I like them because of the experience they bring. Reading is designed to stimulate the mind. Music is designed to alter emotions. But movies... movies are designed for one thing. To escape.

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Francis Federman Ugli: Put the retard down!

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