Bad (V) Quotes

Lester: You have to find the sheep before you shear him.

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Marcus Burnett: You know I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning, I feel lighter on my feet.

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[Unrated Version and Director's Cut] [after crushing Gin between the two cars]
Marcus: Oh, my. What a terrible accident. Mm-mm-mm...

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[Strong Bad finds Homestar in his basement watching the news on the TV]
Strong Bad: Can we watch something less yokel than local news?
Homestar Runner: No way, man. I need to keep up-to-date on all the details of my scandalous downfall and nationwide manhunt.
Strong Bad: Dude, it's a public nudity charge. I've done more scandalous things while buying a pair of brown and tan socks.
Homestar Runner: [looking at the TV] Look, there I am again! Oh, the shame.

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