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Avengers: Infinity War
The Avengers and their allies must be willing to sacrifice all in an attempt to defeat the powerful Thanos before his blitz of devastation and ruin puts an end to the universe.
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PG-13 | 2h 29min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy | 27 April 2018 (USA)
[Groot is playing a video game called Defender. Peter Quill turns to Groot] Peter Quill: Groot, put that thing away. Now, I don't wanna tell you again... Groot?
Groot: [in a mocking tone]I am Groot!
Peter Quill: Whoa!
Rocket Raccoon: Language!
Mantis: Hey!
Drax: Wow.
Peter Quill: You got some acorns on you, kid.
Rocket Raccoon: Ever since you got a little sap, you're a total D-hole. [turns to Groot, angrily]
Rocket Raccoon: Now, keep it up and I'm gonna smash that thing to pieces!
Groot: [in a mocking tone]I am Groot!
Peter Quill: Whoa!
Rocket Raccoon: Language!
Mantis: Hey!
Drax: Wow.
Peter Quill: You got some acorns on you, kid.
Rocket Raccoon: Ever since you got a little sap, you're a total D-hole. [turns to Groot, angrily]
Rocket Raccoon: Now, keep it up and I'm gonna smash that thing to pieces!
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Dr. Stephen Strange: I went forward in time... to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.
Peter Quill: How many did you see?
Dr. Stephen Strange: Fourteen million six hundred and five.
Tony Stark: How many did we win?
Dr. Stephen Strange: ...One.
Peter Quill: How many did you see?
Dr. Stephen Strange: Fourteen million six hundred and five.
Tony Stark: How many did we win?
Dr. Stephen Strange: ...One.
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Natasha Romanoff: Hi, Bruce.
Bruce Banner: ...Nat
Sam Wilson: [whispers]This is awkward.
Bruce Banner: ...Nat
Sam Wilson: [whispers]This is awkward.
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[last lines] James Rhodes: What is this? What the hell is happening?
Steve Rogers: ...Oh, God.
Steve Rogers: ...Oh, God.
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[from trailer] Thanos: When I'm done, half of humanity will still exist. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be... I hope they remember you.
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Thanos: How is it you know this place so well?
Red Skull (Stonekeeper): A lifetime ago, I too sought the stones. I even held one in my hand. But it cast me out, banished me here, guiding others to a treasure I cannot possess.
Red Skull (Stonekeeper): A lifetime ago, I too sought the stones. I even held one in my hand. But it cast me out, banished me here, guiding others to a treasure I cannot possess.
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[from trailer] Tony Stark: [about Thanos]We have one advantage: He's coming to us... so that's what we use.
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Thanos: Today I lost more than you could know, but now is no time to mourn. Now, is no time at all.
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Eitri: You were supposed to protect us. Asgard was supposed to protect us!
Thor: Asgard is destroyed. Eitri, the glove. What did you do?
Eitri: [sits down]Three hundred dwarves lived on this ring. I thought if I did what he asked, they'd be safe. I made what he wanted: a device capable of harnessing the power of the stones. And he killed everyone anyway. All except me. Your life is yours, he said. But your hands... Your hands are mine alone.
Thor: Eitri, this isn't about your hands. Every weapon you've ever designed - every axe, hammer, sword - it's all inside your head. Now I know it feels like all hope is lost. Trust me, I know. But together, you and I, we can kill Thanos.
Thor: Asgard is destroyed. Eitri, the glove. What did you do?
Eitri: [sits down]Three hundred dwarves lived on this ring. I thought if I did what he asked, they'd be safe. I made what he wanted: a device capable of harnessing the power of the stones. And he killed everyone anyway. All except me. Your life is yours, he said. But your hands... Your hands are mine alone.
Thor: Eitri, this isn't about your hands. Every weapon you've ever designed - every axe, hammer, sword - it's all inside your head. Now I know it feels like all hope is lost. Trust me, I know. But together, you and I, we can kill Thanos.
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Peter Parker: [sees Mantis]Whoa, whoa, whoa, please don't put your eggs in me!
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Dr. Stephen Strange: If we don't do our jobs...
Tony Stark: What is your job, exactly, besides making balloon animals?
Dr. Stephen Strange: Protecting your reality, douchebag.
Tony Stark: What is your job, exactly, besides making balloon animals?
Dr. Stephen Strange: Protecting your reality, douchebag.
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Natasha Romanoff: [Referring to Glaive]Where's your other friend?
Proxima Midnight: He will pay for his life with yours. Thanos will have that stone.
Steve Rogers: That's not gonna happen.
T'Challa: You are in Wakanda now. Thanos will have nothing but dust, and blood.
Proxima Midnight: We, have blood to spare.
Bucky Barnes: [after they walk away]They surrender?
Steve Rogers: Not exactly.
Proxima Midnight: He will pay for his life with yours. Thanos will have that stone.
Steve Rogers: That's not gonna happen.
T'Challa: You are in Wakanda now. Thanos will have nothing but dust, and blood.
Proxima Midnight: We, have blood to spare.
Bucky Barnes: [after they walk away]They surrender?
Steve Rogers: Not exactly.
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Ebony Maw: Stonekeeper, does this chattering animal speak for you?
Dr. Stephen Strange: Certainly not, I speak for myself. You are trespassing in this city and on this planet.
Tony Stark: That means get lost, Squidward!
Dr. Stephen Strange: Certainly not, I speak for myself. You are trespassing in this city and on this planet.
Tony Stark: That means get lost, Squidward!
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T'Challa: Today we don't fight for any life... we fight for ALL of them.
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Stonekeeper: What you seek lies in front of you. As does what you fear.
Thanos: [on the edge of a cliff]What's this?
Stonekeeper: The price. The Soul Stone holds a special place among the Infinity Stones. You might say, it is a certain wisdom.
Thanos: Tell me what it needs.
Stonekeeper: To ensure that whoever possesses it understands its power, the stone demands a sacrifice.
Thanos: Of what?
Stonekeeper: In order to take the stone, you must lose that which you love. A soul for a soul.
Thanos: [on the edge of a cliff]What's this?
Stonekeeper: The price. The Soul Stone holds a special place among the Infinity Stones. You might say, it is a certain wisdom.
Thanos: Tell me what it needs.
Stonekeeper: To ensure that whoever possesses it understands its power, the stone demands a sacrifice.
Thanos: Of what?
Stonekeeper: In order to take the stone, you must lose that which you love. A soul for a soul.
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On-Set Proxima Midnight: He'll die alone, as will you.
Natasha Romanoff: She's not alone.
Natasha Romanoff: She's not alone.
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Tony Stark: [to the Cloak of Levitation]You are one loyal piece of outerwear.
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Tony Stark: [to Bruce Banner]So this is it? It's all been leading to this.
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Thanos: [offering a cup of pudding]I thought you might be hungry. [Gamora looks at the cup for a moment, then throws it at Thanos' throne]
Gamora: I always hated that chair.
Thanos: So I've been told.
Gamora: I always hated that chair.
Thanos: So I've been told.
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Eitri: Damn it.
Rocket Raccoon: Damn it? What's damn it mean?
Eitri: The mechanism is crippled.
Thor: What?
Eitri: With the iris closed, I can't heat the metal.
Thor: How long will it take to heat?
Eitri: A few minutes, maybe more. Why?
Thor: I'm gonna hold it open.
Eitri: That's suicide.
Thor: So is facing Thanos without that axe.
Rocket Raccoon: Damn it? What's damn it mean?
Eitri: The mechanism is crippled.
Thor: What?
Eitri: With the iris closed, I can't heat the metal.
Thor: How long will it take to heat?
Eitri: A few minutes, maybe more. Why?
Thor: I'm gonna hold it open.
Eitri: That's suicide.
Thor: So is facing Thanos without that axe.
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Tony Stark: You're from Earth?
Peter Quill: I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.
Tony Stark: Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit!
Peter Quill: I'm not from Earth, I'm from Missouri.
Tony Stark: Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit!
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Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: Still no word from Vision?
James Rhodes: Satellites lost him somewhere over Edinburgh.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: On a stolen Quinjet with four of the world's most wanted criminals.
James Rhodes: You know, they're only criminals because you've chosen to call them that, right sir?
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: My God, Rhodes. Your talent for horseshit rivals my own.
James Rhodes: If it weren't for those accords, Vision would've been right here.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: I remember your signature on those papers, Colonel.
James Rhodes: That's right. I'm pretty sure I've paid for that.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: You having second thoughts?
James Rhodes: Not anymore. [Rogers, Romanoff and Vision enter the room]
Steve Rogers: Mr. Secretary.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: You've got some nerve, I'll give you that.
Natasha Romanoff: You could use some of that right now.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: The world's on fire, and you think all is forgiven?
Steve Rogers: I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission. Earth just lost her best defender, so we're here to fight. And if you want to stand in our way, we'll fight you too.
James Rhodes: Satellites lost him somewhere over Edinburgh.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: On a stolen Quinjet with four of the world's most wanted criminals.
James Rhodes: You know, they're only criminals because you've chosen to call them that, right sir?
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: My God, Rhodes. Your talent for horseshit rivals my own.
James Rhodes: If it weren't for those accords, Vision would've been right here.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: I remember your signature on those papers, Colonel.
James Rhodes: That's right. I'm pretty sure I've paid for that.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: You having second thoughts?
James Rhodes: Not anymore. [Rogers, Romanoff and Vision enter the room]
Steve Rogers: Mr. Secretary.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: You've got some nerve, I'll give you that.
Natasha Romanoff: You could use some of that right now.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: The world's on fire, and you think all is forgiven?
Steve Rogers: I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission. Earth just lost her best defender, so we're here to fight. And if you want to stand in our way, we'll fight you too.
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Rocket Raccoon: Well, if fate does want you to kill that crap-sack, you're gonna need more than one stupid eyeball. [gives Thor an eyeball]
Thor: What's this?
Rocket Raccoon: What's it look like? Some jerk lost a bet with me in Contraxia.
Thor: They gave you his eye?
Rocket Raccoon: No, he gave me a hundred credits. I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye.
Thor: Thank you, sweet rabbit. [Thor puts in the eyeball]
Rocket Raccoon: Ooh. I would've washed that. The only way I could sneak that off Contraxia was up my... [beeping noise goes off on the ship]
Rocket Raccoon: Hey, we're here.
Thor: What's this?
Rocket Raccoon: What's it look like? Some jerk lost a bet with me in Contraxia.
Thor: They gave you his eye?
Rocket Raccoon: No, he gave me a hundred credits. I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye.
Thor: Thank you, sweet rabbit. [Thor puts in the eyeball]
Rocket Raccoon: Ooh. I would've washed that. The only way I could sneak that off Contraxia was up my... [beeping noise goes off on the ship]
Rocket Raccoon: Hey, we're here.
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Peter Parker: [Hanging on outside of the Q-ship in Space]Oh My God! I should've stayed on the bus!
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Peter Quill: [holding Spider-Man hostage]Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna french-fry this little freak!
Tony Stark: Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast him! Let's go! [points his blaster in Drax's face]
Drax: Do it, Quill! I can take it.
Mantis: No, he can't take it!
Dr. Stephen Strange: She's right, you can't.
Peter Quill: Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine! I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself, starting with you! [puts his gun to Spider-Man's head]
Dr. Stephen Strange: Wait, what? Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve?
Peter Quill: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
Tony Stark: You're from Earth?
Peter Quill: Yeah, I'm from Earth. I'm from Missouri.
Tony Stark: Yeah, that's on EARTH, dipshit. What're you hassling us for?
Peter Parker: So you're not with Thanos?
Peter Quill: [incredulous]WITH Thanos? No! I'm here to kill Thanos! He took my girl - wait, who are you?
Peter Parker: We're the Avengers, man.
Mantis: You're the ones Thor told us about!
Tony Stark: You know Thor?
Peter Quill: Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Where is he now?
Tony Stark: Let's do it! You shoot my guy and I'll blast him! Let's go! [points his blaster in Drax's face]
Drax: Do it, Quill! I can take it.
Mantis: No, he can't take it!
Dr. Stephen Strange: She's right, you can't.
Peter Quill: Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine! I'll kill all three of you and I'll beat it out of Thanos myself, starting with you! [puts his gun to Spider-Man's head]
Dr. Stephen Strange: Wait, what? Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: what master do you serve?
Peter Quill: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
Tony Stark: You're from Earth?
Peter Quill: Yeah, I'm from Earth. I'm from Missouri.
Tony Stark: Yeah, that's on EARTH, dipshit. What're you hassling us for?
Peter Parker: So you're not with Thanos?
Peter Quill: [incredulous]WITH Thanos? No! I'm here to kill Thanos! He took my girl - wait, who are you?
Peter Parker: We're the Avengers, man.
Mantis: You're the ones Thor told us about!
Tony Stark: You know Thor?
Peter Quill: Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Where is he now?
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Steve Rogers: [to Thor]New haircut?
Thor: Looks like you've copied my beard. By the way, this is a friend of mine, the tree.
Groot: I am Groot!
Steve Rogers: I am Steve Rogers.
Thor: Looks like you've copied my beard. By the way, this is a friend of mine, the tree.
Groot: I am Groot!
Steve Rogers: I am Steve Rogers.
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