Avengers: Infinity War Quote

[the Guardians bring Thor aboard] Peter Quill: How the hell is this dude still alive?
Drax: He is not a dude. You're a dude. This... this is a man. A handsome, muscular man.
Peter Quill: I'm muscular.
Rocket Raccoon: Who are you kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat.
Peter Quill: Yeah, right.
Drax: It's true. You have put on weight.
Peter Quill: What? [Drax gestures at his chin and gut]
Peter Quill: Gamora, do you think I'm...
Mantis: [sensing Thor]He is anxious, angry, he feels tremendous loss and guilt.
Drax: It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.
Peter Quill: Wow. This is a real wake-up call for me. Okay, I'm gonna get a Bowflex. I'm gonna commit. I'm gonna get some dumbbells.
Rocket Raccoon: You know you can't eat dumbbells, right?
Gamora: [touching Thor's arms]It's like his muscles are made of Chitauri metal fibers.
Peter Quill: Stop massaging his muscles.

Movie: Avengers: Infinity War

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