Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery Quotes

Alotta Fagina: Some sake, Mr. Cunningham?
Austin Powers: Sake it to me baby!

Movie: Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery
Austin Powers: That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!

Movie: Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery
Austin Powers: Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally, before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a 'how's your father'!

Movie: Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery
Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa?

Movie: Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery
[returning Austin's personal property after reanimating him]
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby, by Austin Powers.

Movie: Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery
[entering the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swingers' Club]
Austin Powers: This is my happening and it freaks me out! [c.f. Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)]

Movie: Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery