Are You Being Served? Quote

Miss Brahms: Here, Captain Peacock, have you asked Rumbold yet about selling the perfume?
Captain Peacock: No. He's busy showing Miss Belfridge the ropes.
Miss Slocombe: I bet she can't type with more than one finger.
Captain Peacock: That's exactly what my wife said when I showed her the photo.
Miss Brahms: What photo?
Captain Peacock: Oh er... in the senior staff magazine. Here. "Menswear News. Miss B. Belfridge wins top position as C Rumbold's temporary secretary" Look.
[Photo shows Miss Belfridge in a bathing suit]
Miss Brahms: She's in a bathing costume!
Mrs Slocombe: Just.
Captain Peacock: Well, it does liven up an otherwise abysmally dull publication.
Miss Brahms: Huh. Bet old jug ears didn't dare show that to his missus.
Captain Peacock: Not if he has any sense. Mine was even worried she was on the same floor as me.
Mrs Slocombe: Well, you do have quite a reputation, Stephen.
Captain Peacock: (chuckles)
Mrs Slocombe: Well you used to.

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