22 Jump Street Quote

Mrs. Dickson: So, how did you and Doug meet?
Maya: We met at a party and then he stalked me to my dorm room.
Captain Dickson: Stalked you? And then what happened?
Maya: Then, we hung out and watched a movie.
Maya: [pause for a second]Actually, we watched it a couple times.
Captain Dickson: This is bullshit! Waiter, can a black man get some water?
Schmidt: Someone get the fucking man some water. He's black, he's been through a lot!

Movie: 22 Jump Street

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