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What is the worst thing in the world? I'll tell you what. It's being strapped into a dark car playing very staticky country music on an AM station while slowly driving around and around the town. I myself would prefer death by screwdriver.

By Tera Ellefson
There is nothing wrong with you that the trifling matter of a brain transplant can't cure.

By Tera Ellefson
Well, look who's here! It's God's gift to crack whores!

By Tera Ellefson
My biggest fear is that someone will make a TV movie of my life.

By Tera Ellefson