Spike Milligan Quotes

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Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

By Spike Milligan

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

By Spike Milligan

Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions.

By Spike Milligan

Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.

By Spike Milligan

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

By Spike Milligan

In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.

By Spike Milligan

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

By Spike Milligan

Do you know what I like about the Irish team ? They are the only team to who come off at the end of the game and ask 'Who won ?'.

By Spike Milligan

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

By Spike Milligan

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs

By Spike Milligan

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

By Spike Milligan

A man once asked to shake hands with me, the greatest Englishman who ever lived. I replied, F**k off, I'm Irish.

By Spike Milligan