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The position of First Lady has no rules, just precedent, so its evolution has been at a virtual standstill for years. If Martha Washington didn't do it, then no one is sure it should be done.

By Paula Poundstone
They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just a tired feeling really.

By Paula Poundstone
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.

By Paula Poundstone
I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

By Paula Poundstone
Can you remember when you didn't want to sleep? Isn't it inconceivable? I guess the definition of adulthood is that you want to sleep.

By Paula Poundstone