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Your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries... now go away before I taunt you a second time!

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Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

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Listen, strange woman lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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Minstrel: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to being mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his knee caps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off and his penis... Sir Robin: THAT'S, that's quite enough, Minstrel.

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She's a witch!' 'A witch? How do you know she's a witch?' 'She turned me into a newt!' 'A newt?' '... I got better.

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And now you must go into the forest and cut down the largest tree with... a herring!

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Forget about freedom, Dennis. Think more about mud.

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