Milton Berle Quotes

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Laughter is an instant vacation.

By Milton Berle

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.

By Milton Berle

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

By Milton Berle

This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!

By Milton Berle

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

By Milton Berle

Committee--a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

By Milton Berle

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are;because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far;for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.

By Milton Berle

Why are we honouring this man? Have we run out of human beings?

By Milton Berle

Laughter is an instant vacation

By Milton Berle

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

By Milton Berle

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.

By Milton Berle

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live

By Milton Berle