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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die.

By Mel Brooks

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die

By Mel Brooks

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

By Mel Brooks

That's it baby, when you got it, flaunt it.

By Mel Brooks

Presidents don't do it to their wives. They do it to their country.

By Mel Brooks

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

By Mel Brooks

I've never been happier than when I was writing the musical score of The Producers. One song after another tumbled out of my head in what was the most soul-satisfying experience of my career. And in my less than humble opinion, I must say that it turned out to be surprisingly good.

By Mel Brooks

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit

By Mel Brooks

I wouldn't have done this show without Nathan Lane, because he's God's gift to Broadway, ... And Matthew's a surprising find -- I didn't know he could sing and dance.

By Mel Brooks

Humor keeps the elderly rolling along, singing a song. When you laugh, its an involuntary explosion of the lungs. The lungs need to replenish themselves with oxygen. So you laugh, you breathe, the blood runs, and everything is circulating. If you dont laugh, youll die.

By Mel Brooks

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

By Mel Brooks

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed

By Mel Brooks

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

By Mel Brooks

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

By Mel Brooks