Matt Groening Quotes

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Are we alone in an uncaring universe, or is God some kind of wiseguy?

By Matt Groening

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

By Matt Groening

Warning signs that lover is bored:
1. Passionless kisses
2. Frequent sighing
3. Moved, left no forwarding address.

By Matt Groening

One of the things I would like to do is make up stories that I would have enjoyed when I was a kid. So, if I'm thinking about an audience, it's usually a younger version of myself.

By Matt Groening

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

By Matt Groening

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.

By Matt Groening

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

By Matt Groening

Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay' [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]

By Matt Groening

Eat my shorts!

By Matt Groening

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

By Matt Groening