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There are two things I know about life... Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever.
By Lewis Black
If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're showing is the same as the one in your head, kill yourself. You're better off coming back as a lobster.
By Lewis Black