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Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?
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Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
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Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.
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Don't believe in miracles -- depend on them.
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The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
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You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
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Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.
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Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
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You can always tell a real friend when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
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There are two kinds of failures those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought.
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The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
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The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.
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Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
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Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.
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Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour-by-hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going.
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Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.
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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
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Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe.
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It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.
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In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
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If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
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If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk
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If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car.
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Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
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Every man serves a useful purpose A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
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Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
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Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
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Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
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