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He had decided to live for ever or die in the attempt.

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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.

By Joseph Heller

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

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There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.

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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

By Joseph Heller

so convincing were those dreams of being awake that he woke from them in a state of complete exhaustion, and had to go straight back to sleep again.

By Joseph Heller

I intend to live forever or die trying.

By Joseph Heller

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

By Joseph Heller

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

By Joseph Heller

Every writer I know has trouble writing.

By Joseph Heller

Catch 22

By Joseph Heller

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.

By Joseph Heller

Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.

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Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.

By Joseph Heller

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

By Joseph Heller