John Barrymore Quotes

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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

By John Barrymore
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

By John Barrymore
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

By John Barrymore
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

By John Barrymore
A man must pay the fiddler, in my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.

By John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn

By John Barrymore
You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony.

By John Barrymore
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

By John Barrymore
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

By John Barrymore
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.

By John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

By John Barrymore
Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass and some cracked ice.

By John Barrymore
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

By John Barrymore
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.

By John Barrymore
Happiness sneaks through a door you didn't know that you left open.

By John Barrymore
Die I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

By John Barrymore
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

By John Barrymore
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

By John Barrymore
A man must properly pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra had to be subsidized.

By John Barrymore