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You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.

By Joe Moore
You can always get the truth from a politician after he has turned seventy, or given up all hope of the Presidency.

By Joe Moore
There are still some honest people left in the world, but they never seem to find anything you lose.

By Joe Moore
There are no answers, only cross-references.

By Joe Moore
The mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute you're born, and doesn't stop until you get up to speak in public.

By Joe Moore
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.

By Joe Moore
Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety.

By Joe Moore
Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other.

By Joe Moore
Marriage love, honor, and negotiate.

By Joe Moore
It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.

By Joe Moore
It's hard to say who gets criticized the most, the successful person, or the failure but it's mighty close.

By Joe Moore
It's hard to tell if the world is actually growing worse, or if the news coverage is just better.

By Joe Moore
If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody who is really busy. They'll have their secretary do it.

By Joe Moore
Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.

By Joe Moore
Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it.

By Joe Moore
Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath.

By Joe Moore
Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most.

By Joe Moore
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close to the stadium as possible.

By Joe Moore
Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite.

By Joe Moore
America Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn't afraid of his wife, his boss, his customer, his neighbors, or the government.

By Joe Moore
After a person makes his mark in the world, a lot of people will come around with erasers.

By Joe Moore
A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some.

By Joe Moore
A politician is a person who thinks twice before he says nothing.

By Joe Moore
If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.

By Joe Moore
The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know.

By Joe Moore