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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

By Jack Benny

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

By Jack Benny

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

By Jack Benny

I'm thinking.

By Jack Benny

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

By Jack Benny

Growing old is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

By Jack Benny