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After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he...

By Helen Rowland
Woman! The peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch, and the sinner his justification!

By Helen Rowland
A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

By Helen Rowland
A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.

By Helen Rowland
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.

By Helen Rowland
No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

By Helen Rowland
A fool and her money are soon courted.

By Helen Rowland
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

By Helen Rowland
The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.

By Helen Rowland
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her -- when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

By Helen Rowland
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

By Helen Rowland
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

By Helen Rowland
Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.

By Helen Rowland
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

By Helen Rowland
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

By Helen Rowland
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature -- and another woman to help him forget them.

By Helen Rowland
Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

By Helen Rowland
To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is misunderstood or that he is different; none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more that merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good.

By Helen Rowland
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

By Helen Rowland
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

By Helen Rowland
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

By Helen Rowland
When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.

By Helen Rowland
What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

By Helen Rowland
Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin, except to be there when he doesn't want her.

By Helen Rowland
Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.

By Helen Rowland
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

By Helen Rowland
When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one

By Helen Rowland
To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.

By Helen Rowland
The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

By Helen Rowland
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

By Helen Rowland