Happy Gilmore Quotes

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The price is wrong, bitch.

By Happy Gilmore

Shooter: You're in big trouble, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast! Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

By Happy Gilmore

Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.

By Happy Gilmore

Happy During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records most time spent in the penalty box and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

By Happy Gilmore

Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass.

By Happy Gilmore

Happy I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive.

By Happy Gilmore

Happy If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.

By Happy Gilmore

Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball.

By Happy Gilmore

Happy The price is wrong, bitch.

By Happy Gilmore

Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.

By Happy Gilmore