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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

By Ellen DeGeneres

I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.

By Ellen DeGeneres

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. Well, I think my mother is attractive, but I just keep photographs of her.

By Ellen DeGeneres

We use 10 percent of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60 percent.

By Ellen DeGeneres

We use 10% of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60%.

By Ellen DeGeneres

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-five now, and we don't know where the hell she is

By Ellen DeGeneres

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

By Ellen DeGeneres

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

By Ellen DeGeneres

I was coming home from kindergarten--well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.

By Ellen DeGeneres