Earl Wilson Quotes

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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

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Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.

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Somebody figured it out -- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.

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Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone, you don't.

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The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

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Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure

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Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

By Earl Wilson
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.

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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

By Earl Wilson