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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

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In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check.

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Whenever I start getting sad about where I am in my life, I think about the last words of my favorite uncle: 'A truck!'

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off.

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Whether or not life is discovered there, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.

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If you go parachuting with your friends and your parachute doesn't open, I think a funny gag would be to act like you are swimming.

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If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started.

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I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

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