Chief Wiggum Quotes

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What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mysteries? by

By Chief Wiggum
She didn't reckon with the awesome power of the Chief of Police! Now where did I put my badge?...Hey, that duck's got it! by

By Chief Wiggum
Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless

By Chief Wiggum
Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls... two, I suppose

By Chief Wiggum