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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

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The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.

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Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.

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Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.

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If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?

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Health food makes me sick.

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Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.

By Calvin Trillin