Calvin and Hobbes Quotes

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It's hard to be religious when certain people don't get incinerated by lighting bolts

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Oh lovely snowball, packed with care, Smack a head that's unaware! Then with freezing ice to spare, Melt and soak through underwear! Fly straight and true, hit hard and square! This, oh snowball, is my prayer.

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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help

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All I want to know is who the man is that looked at a cow and said 'I think I drink from whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them.

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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere is the fact that none of it has tried to contact us.

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I'm not in denial i'm just selective about the reality i choose to acept

By Calvin and Hobbes