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The only real proof that there is intelligent life in outer space is that they have never tried to contact us.
By Bill Watterson
If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely no clue what the plot is. Maybe that's why we don't know whether it's a comedy or a tragedy.
By Bill Watterson
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em'
By Bill Watterson
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
By Bill Watterson
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
By Bill Watterson
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
By Bill Watterson
Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles - Calvin
By Bill Watterson
I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.
By Bill Watterson
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. - Calvin
By Bill Watterson
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
By Bill Watterson