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"All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening."

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"All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral or fattening."

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"I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained by some of your grosser reminiscences."

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"She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers."

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"The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it."

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"There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day."

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