I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.
By Paris Hilton
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
By Source Unknown
I traveled 15 feet and lost a $7,000 diamond wedding ring. They looked on the ground and conveyer belt. Nothing. I thought I was in a secure area.
By John Wright
Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!
By Anonymous Toast
So I missed the wedding, huh? I didn't get an invitation. What's up with that?
By Spike Lee
Your wedding may be in May; you booked the facility in December; but what if a month before the ceremony, the facility was destroyed in a fire, flood, or tornado? What would you do? Most people also opt for coverage of the additional expenses associated with arranging alternative services.
By Robert Nuccio
You could already tell a week after our wedding...it took a lot out of her.
By Julie Foglesong
You can make these things for cheap. This one cost $35 million. You make $70 million on 'The Wedding Planner,' you're dancing in the streets. You make $70 million on 'Sahara' (which cost $130 million), you're not dancing in the streets.
By Matthew McConaughey
Marriage does not mean to dictate your partner, it means to revise and amend your previous principles and obey and follow the new ones for the mutual perception of happy and beautiful life.
The origin or right meaning of the wedding night is that the couple comes to know the first time sex life after the wedding, but in Europe that concept, value or honour is dead. The wedding night before the wedding and later marriage if possible is the modern way of life.
Why should anyone marry if the wife becomes the problem and expensive, she even makes life the hell while a call girl is not costly, not troublesome and takes to the seventh paradise too. It is easy and free life. One can every week travel to the seventh paradise than hell.
The lace. The flowers. The family. The friends. The money. The bride. The groom. Everyone wants the big day, but what about the big life?