Sex Quotes

When I see a couple of kids And guess he's fucking her and she's...

By Philip Larkin
Only death goes deeper than sex.

By Mason Cooley
Not only in sex, but in all things men have moved blindly, have evolved out of slime to dissolve into it when this accident of consequences is...

By E.M. Forster
I had my good looks, my blond hair, my height, build, and bullfighting school, I suppose I became one of the Village equivalents of an Eagle S...

By Norman Mailer
Endlessly, time-honoured irritant, A bubble is restively forming at your tip....

By Philip Larkin
Captain Quinlan: When this case is over, I'll come around some night and sample some of your chili. Tanya: Better be careful. May be too ...

By Orson Welles
after making love, quiet, touching along the length of our bodies, familiar touch of the long-married,

By Galway Kinnell
Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.

By Groucho Marx
Marital intercourse is certainly holy, lawful and praiseworthy in itself and profitable to society, yet in certain circumstances it can prove dangerous, as when through excess the soul is made sick with venial sin, or through the violation and perversion of its primary end, killed by mortal sin; such perversion, detestable in proportion to its departure from the true order, being always mortal sin, for it is never lawful to exclude the primary end of marriage which is the procreation of children.

By St. Francis De Sales
Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse pond.

By Thomas Love Peacock
Much more than our other needs and endeavors, it is sexuality that puts us on an even footing with our kind: the more we practice it, the more we become like everyone else: it is in the performance of a reputedly bestial function that we prove our status as citizens: nothing is more public than the sexual act.

By E. M. Cioran
No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

By Andrea Dworkin
Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement, it is too fleeting; as an occupation, it is too wearing; as a public exhibition, there is no money in it. It is unsuited to the drawing room, and in the most cultured society it has long been banished from the social board. It has at last, in our day of progress and improvement, been degraded to brotherhood with flatulence. Among the best bred, these two arts are now indulged only in private--- though by consent of the whole company, when only males are present, it is still permissible, in good society, to remove the embargo on the fundamental sigh.

By Mark Twain
Oh Doris Lessing, my dear -- your Anna is wrong about orgasms. They are no proof of love -- any more than that other Anna's fall under the wheels of that Russian train was a proof of love. It's all female shenanigans, cultural mishegoss, conditioning, brainwashing, male mythologizing. What does a woman want? She wants what she has been told she ought to want. Anna Wulf wants orgasm, Anna Karenina, death. Orgasm is no proof of anything. Orgasm is proof of orgasm. Someday every woman will have orgasms -- like every family has color TV -- and we can all get on with the real business of life.

By Erica Jong
Older women are best, because they always think they may be doing it for the last time.

By Ian Fleming
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results,but that's not why we do it.

By Richard Feynman
Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!

By George Burns
Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don

By Karl Kraus
Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.

By Peter Ustinov
Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

By John Updike
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

By Anon.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

By Woody Allen
Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.

By Marty Feldman
Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself.

By Gore Vidal
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

By Woody Allen
Sexism is the foundation on which all tyranny is built. Every social form of hierarchy and abuse is modeled on male-over-female domination.

By Andrea Dworkin
Sexuality poorly repressed unsettles some families; well repressed, it unsettles the whole world.

By Karl Kraus
Show me a frigid women and, nine times out of ten, I'll show you a little man.

By Julie Burchill
The American ideal of sexuality appears to be rooted in the American ideal of masculinity. This idea has created cowboys and Indians, good guys and bad guys, punks and studs, tough guys and softies, butch and faggot, black and white. It is an ideal so paralytically infantile that it is virtually forbidden -- as an unpatriotic act -- that the American boy evolve into the complexity of manhood.

By James Baldwin
The backseat produced the sexual revolution.

By Jerry Rubin
The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isn't sex but something else.

By James Agate
The great majority of people in England and America are modest, decent and pure-minded and the amount of virgins in the world today is stupendous.

By Barbara Cartland
The passion between the sexes has appeared in every age to be so nearly the same, that it may always be considered, in algebraic language as a given quantity.

By Thomas Robert Malthus
The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

By Lord Chesterfield
The pleasure of living and the pleasure of the orgasm are identical. Extreme orgasm anxiety forms the basis of the general fear of life.

By Wilhelm Reich
The sexual parts are not only vivid examples of the body's dominion; they are also apertures whose damp emissions and ammoniac smells testify to the mysterious putrefaction of the body.

By Roger Scruton
There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.

By Florynce R. Kennedy
There goes a saying, and 'twas shrewdly said, Old fish at table, but young flesh in bed.

By Alexander Pope
There is no such thing as a homosexual or a heterosexual person. There are only homo -- or heterosexual acts. Most people are a mixture of impulses if not practices.

By Gore Vidal
There is the pleasurable orgasm, like a rising sales graph, and there is the unpleasurable orgasm, slumping ominously like the Dow Jones in 1929.

By William S. Burroughs
There was a lot of tabloid journalism about my supposed sex addiction. Bullshit. It's all bullshit. I mean, come on, I never pretended to be a saint. But give me a break.

By Michael Douglas
This is the irrational season Where love blooms bright and wild. Had Mary been filled with reason There'd have been no room for the child.

By Madeleine L'Engle
Understand that sexuality is as wide as the sea. Understand that your morality is not law. Understand that we are you. Understand that if we decide to have sex whether safe, safer, or unsafe, it is our decision and you have no rights in our lovemaking.

By Derek Jarman
We do not understand these Americans who, like adolescents, always speak of sex, and who, like adolescents, all of a sudden have discovered that sex is good not only for procreating children.

By Oriana Fallaci
What do I know about sex? I'm a married man.

By Tom Clancy
What more fiendish proof of cosmic irresponsibility than a Nature which, having invented sex as a way to mix genes, then permits to arise, amid all its perfumed and hypnotic inducements to mate, a tireless tribe of spirochetes and viruses that torture and kill us for following orders?

By John Updike
What will happen to sex after liberation? Frankly, I don't know. It is a great mystery to all of us.

By Nora Ephron
You can't remember sex. You can remember the fact of it, and recall the setting, and even the details, but the sex of the sex cannot be remembered, the substantive truth of it, it is by nature self-erasing, you can remember its anatomy and be left with a judgment as to the degree of your liking of it, but whatever it is as a splurge of being, as a loss, as a charge of the conviction of love stopping your heart like your execution, there is no memory of it in the brain, only the deduction that it happened and that time passed, leaving you with a silhouette that you want to fill in again.

By E. L. Doctorow
You have to see the sex act comically, as a child.

By W. H. Auden
A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

By Woody Allen
A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A woman only needs to be available.

By Masters and Johnson
A mutual and satisfied sexual act is of great benefit to the average woman, the magnetism of it is health giving. When it is not desired on the part of the woman and she gives no response, it should not take place. The submission of her body without love or desire is degrading to the woman's finer sensibility, all the marriage certificates on earth to the contrary notwithstanding.

By Margaret Sanger
Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter. In fact, both homo -- and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way.

By William S. Burroughs
Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.

By Kevin Bacon
As I grow older and older And totter towards the tomb, I find I care less and less Who goes to bed with whom.

By Dorothy L. Sayers
Back in the days when men were hunters and chest beaters and women spent their whole lives worrying about pregnancy or dying in childbirth, they often had to be taken against their will. Men complained that women were cold, unresponsive, frigid. They wanted their women wanton. They wanted their women wild. Now women were finally learning to be wanton and wild -- and what happened? The men wilted.

By Erica Jong
Celibacy is not just a matter of not having sex. It is a way of admiring a person for their humanity, maybe even for their beauty.

By Timothy Radcliffe
Coitus can scarcely be said to take place in a vacuum; although of itself it appears a biological and physical activity, it is set so deeply within the larger context of human affairs that it serves as a charged microcosm of the variety of attitudes and values to which culture subscribes. Among other things, it may serve as a model of sexual politics on an individual or personal plane.

By Kate Millet
Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles.

By George Mikes
Erotica is simply high-class pornography; better produced, better conceived, better executed, better packaged, designed for a better class of consumer.

By Andrea Dworkin
Eroticism is like a dance: one always leads the other.

By Milan Kundera
Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don't pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that nice girls don't. He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue -- but only in a certain section of society.

By Barbara Cartland
For those for whom the sex act has come to seem mechanical and merely the meeting and manipulation of body parts, there often remains a hunger which can be called metaphysical but which is not recognized as such, and which seeks satisfaction in physical danger, or sometimes in torture, suicide, or murder.

By Marshall McLuhan
Frigidity is desire imagined by a woman who doesn't desire the man offering himself to her. It's the desire of a woman for a man who hasn't yet come to her, whom she doesn't yet know. She's faithful to this stranger even before she belongs to him. Frigidity is the non-desire for whatever is not him.

By Marguerite Duras
Frigidity is largely nonsense. It is this generation's catchword, one only vaguely understood and constantly misused. Frigid women are few. There is a host of diffident and slow-ripening ones.

By Phyllis Mcginley
Hair is another name for sex.

By Vidal Sassoon
I believe that organic sex, body against body, skin area against skin area, is becoming no longer possible, simply because if anything is to have any meaning for us it must take place in terms of the values and experiences of the media landscape. What we're getting is a whole new order of sexual fantasies, involving a different order of experiences, like car crashes, like travelling in jet aircraft, the whole overlay of new technologies, architecture, interior design, communications, transport, merchandising. These things are beginning to reach into our lives and change the interior design of our sexual fantasies. We've got to recognize that what one sees through the window of the TV screen is as important as what one sees through a window on the street.

By J. G. Ballard
I can live without it all -- love with its blood pump, sex with its messy hungers, men with their peacock strutting, their silly sexual baggage, their wet tongues in my ear.

By Erica Jong
I feel all these jitters when I wake up in the morning. Just energy jitters. When I'm having sex, I don't have that.

By Alyssa Milano
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

By Gore Vidal
I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.

By Tallulah Bankhead
If any of us hopes to survive, s/he must meet the extremity of the American female condition with immediate and political response. The thoroughly destructive and indefensible subjugation of the majority of Americans cannot continue except at the peril of the entire body politic.

By June Jordan
If sex and creativity are often seen by dictators as subversive activities, it

By Erica Jong
In asking forgiveness of women for our mythologizing of their bodies, for being unreal about them, we can only appeal to their own sexuality, which is different but not basically different, perhaps, from our own. For women, too, there seems to be that tangle of supplication and possessiveness, that descent toward infantile undifferentiation, that omnipotent helplessness, that merger with the cosmic mother-warmth, that flushed pulse-quickened leap into overestimation, projection, general mix-up.

By John Updike
In particular I may mention Sophocles the poet, who was once asked in my presence, How do you feel about love, Sophocles? are you still capable of it? to which he replied, Hush! if you please: to my great delight I have escaped from it, and feel as if I had escaped from a frantic and savage master. I thought then, as I do now, that he spoke wisely. For unquestionably old age brings us profound repose and freedom from this and other passions.

By Plato
It is true from early habit, one must make love mechanically as one swims; I was once very fond of both, but now as I never swim unless I tumble into the water, I don't make love till almost obliged.

By Lord (George Gordon) Byron
Lawrence had done it in a way, and Joyce. But I think it's an important thing to do now and then, to describe the sex act as our descent, or adventure, into a primordial or strange world, having very little to do with how we look in suits or what our educations have been. It's a well of darkness, as it were, that leaves you refreshed.

By John Updike
Learning and sex until rigor mortis.

By Maggie Kuhn
Love and sex can go together and sex and unlove can go together and love and unsex can go together. But personal love and personal sex is bad.

By Andy Warhol
Making love? It's a communion with a woman. The bed is the holy table. There I find passion -- and purification.

By Omar Sharif
What does good in bed mean to me? When I'm sick and I stay home from school propped up with lots of pillows watching TV and my mom brings me soup -- that's good in bed.

By Brooke Shields
What holds the world together, as I have learned from bitter experience, is sexual intercourse.

By Henry Miller
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.

By Woody Allen
All sex offenders' DNA is checked against open sex cases. To call him a suspect, he is not.

By Pat Barry
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

By George Burns
I think it's a great idea to talk during sex, as long as it's about snooker.

By Steve Davis
He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: It fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but

By Terry Pratchett
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

By Bette Midler
I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.

By Anonymous
I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.

By Lil' Kim
It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge.

By Voltaire
Instead of fulfilling the promise of infinite orgasmic bliss, sex in the America of the feminine mystique is becoming a strangely joyless national compulsion, if not a contemptuous mockery.

By Betty Friedan
Much of the ill-tempered railing against women that has characterized the popular writing of the last two years is a half-hearted attempt to find a way back to a more balanced relationship between our biological selves and the world we have built. So women are scolded both for being mothers and for not being mothers, for wanting to eat their cake and have it too, and for not wanting to eat their cake and have it too.

By Anonymous
She has become the Julia Child of sex.

By Gloria Steinem
Once again, Piazza is an attractive, nice guy. The sex-symbol stuff does count with women.

By Maurice Carroll
That our popular art forms have become so obsessed with sex has turned the U.S.A into a nation of hobbledehoys; as if grown people don't have more vital concerns, such as taxes, inflation, dirty politics, earning a living, getting an education, or keeping out of jail.

By Anita Loos
Syphilis is back as sex diseases rise,

By Japan Times
So far, all of the ethical discussions about sex selection have focused on 'what if' scenarios without any legitimate data. This study should provide a legitimate framework to better lead the discussion about the realistic implications of sex selection technology.

By Dr. Jain
Sex in the morning. Which is the best time to have it. As long as you've cleaned your teeth beforehand.

By Thom Yorke
Sex is hardly ever just about sex

By Shirley MacLaine
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

By Henry Miller
O the pious friendships of the female sex!

By Anonymous
It's surprising the number of them who say, 'No, it's not real sex,' ... But I'm also pleasantly surprised by the number who have not experienced any form of real sex.

By Kimberly Williams
It's an unprecedented situation. ... This is the first time I'm aware of a person being one sex in one state and another sex in another state.

By Andrew Koppelman
It's normalizing attitudes about a whole range of same-sex issues.

By Brian Camenker
I think we're in a time when everyone's afraid to have sex. But I was raised being beautiful and healthy.

By Alyssa Milano
Women's sex-partner numbers are dependent on things other than attractiveness. Because of the way that the sexual system in humans works, women are choosy. They are being sexually competed for . They have to be wooed and all that.

By Randy Thornhill
When the governor proposed these new laws, she made it clear that we want to know that sex offenders are nowhere near our children.

By Liz Boyd
We do not go to bed in single pairs; even if we choose not to refer to them, we still drag there with us the cultural impedimenta of our social class, our parents lives, our bank balances, our sexual and emotional expectations, our whole biographies -- all the bits and pieces of our unique existences.

By Anonymous
They want to know a lot about sex, but I don't think all their questions are being answered. That's where I come in. ... I tell them, 'Please ask me.' There is no such thing as a silly or stupid question.

By Nalo Hampton
These days, ... it's all vanilla sex for me.

By Anonymous
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.

By Anonymous
The victim's concerns are foremost in our minds as they are in every case. We take sex crimes very seriously and each case is different.

By Mike Ferguson
The real theater of the sex war is the domestic hearth

By Anonymous
The show is nothing but sex, sex, sex. We're really looking hard at it.

By Randy Sharp
The liberal picture of sex is that it really isn't that much different from anything else � it's all a question of consent.

By Sylvia Soble
A seed planted in a woman gives birth to you. when you wish to plant your own, look for a good soil, of she / her that is called a woman. They are farmlands of varied profiles.

By lampzkay
«I don’t fear losing my virginity to the one I love.»--Ernesto Pangilinan Santiago

By Ernesto_P_Santiago
1)The Unusual Mind of A Good Grind (in Bump, Pump poem/lyric aka:lyricvixen)

By verlecia
Great sex is sexing the ec pronounced ex out of ecstasy.

By Slimmovative
so lets play like Tarzan and Jane and swing it our way - by:lyricvixen Phat Like That poem/lyric

By verlecia
The pleasure in sex is never a product of force.

By Biola_King
Men assume that the round face of a woman auspices a round bottom.

By Peter_Dorr
You don't use it, and your wife will give it to other men to use-- because it must be used!

By Willy_Munyoki
Beat me, Bite me, Take me bowling

By davefxflhd
Lick it, flick it, twirl my tongue on it...

By BambiLynn
I can play you like a piano, hit all the right keys, then spit you out like used tissue...

By BambiLynn
I am Sapiosexual to the extremes, and to such extent that even the wildest imagination cannot gauge its intensity!

By Syed_Amaan_Ahmad
If the true love connected with the sex, the time comes when only the truth stays and love disappears.

By abu
In the European societies, girls are just like a cigarette in different beautiful brands, buy it, smoke it and throw it.

By abu
To be a slave is not the only upper class, but one can be the slave of the creed, caste, colour, wealth, status and sex. The most dangerous and severest slavery is to ignore the views of your intellectuals of the past and the present time.

By abu
Physically sex keeps its limits, but the mental or mind sex with its all imagination crosses all limits, which no one can control or cure with medicine.

By abu
Don't worry, don't hesitate. The age doesn't matter: you can compare yourself with the tiger until the Viagra is there.

By abu
The two major desires dominate the human feelings. To love or to get loved, in a more specific way, to get sexual engaged each other. The rest of desires called the force of desires that occupies the human mind.

By abu
The woman is not just a sex symbol: she is also the colour, perfume, joy, pleasure, and the completion of the man's life.

By abu
I can't reject that love between the lover and the beloved speaks. Its language is only the sex, and its structure is the duty, respect, tolerance, and trust: absence of any term of those means destruction of love and the end of the relationship.

By abu
Sex: and beauty is the most effective weapon and trick of the devil to bringing human to the edge of problems.

By abu
Sex is the covenant to your soul and spirit, it is two becoming one

By Anthony_Ngabwe
You are a king or president or general or whatever civilian or religious figure, as you can see your place and the reality when you are a woman looking at your naked where you are a crazy marvel.

By abu
The world is underneath our greed. The real love, honesty and fairness have become as, sex, trick, and lie, in beautiful and civilised shapes.

By abu
The sex is mostly in practice in many positions in the world than anything else. There should be a Nobel Prize for that.

By abu
All subjects are becoming more modern day by day. Similarly, love meant to scarify yourself for beloved, but the modern love means sex and to go ahead to the next.

By abu
In some instances between male and female, sex is the way of keeping love fresh, and integral.

By abu
You cannot get, buy or win love with your wealth, status, wisdom, beauty, and even the sex. Love needs the truth of the heart and mind. If you use the tools to have the love of someone, you terribly lose that.

By abu
If, I figure out the call girls in the concept of sex income, I cannot stop myself writing the unattractive, but golden reality, the Old fucker is the Gold fucker.

By abu
Age does not count if you are capable to make happy your opposite sex in the basic terms of love and respect.

By abu
I am gay, I am lesbian, I am bisexual, all these are the wonders of the civilised human, but we don't see in animal's world such abnormal terms. They follow nature, we don't.

By abu
Most of us follow sex and money: we live for that, and we die for that. Is it true, judge your heart and mind and be honest with yourself.

By abu
Two subjects do not need any study, knowledge, skill and licence: those are sex and love. Some make the industry of that without paying the taxes.

By abu
The sex mongers do not believe in love: they are the negative power of the devil, who live in the same circle all the time to catch their hunt.

By abu
Exciting weapons, such as beauty and sex are useless and meaningless for those people, who enjoy clean, glorious and loving character in the concept of purity and spiritual form.

By abu
Sex does not create love, but well can create children, and time of a long relationship until one remains the charming and capable of that. Love does not give importance of sex, but well the behaviour of respect, courtesy, honesty, care, tolerance and the companionship of life journey in difficult, sad and good times.

By abu
The most women do not think much of the sex, but well the money.

By abu
Sex has only one law, and it is the marriage that makes it legal in the concept of moral and religious values, but it is unimportant, and openly violated in the modern societies.

By abu
Most of us are running after the money, sex and power, in some or full extent bearing the burden of the stress, and making the own life terrible.

By abu
Any excess of things is severe danger and as that concept beyond the limits sex causes the depression and stress, and you look old before the old age.

By abu
The emotionless sex with the call girl, prostitute or such others, is the act of the murdering the sex.

By abu
The same-sex is the insult of the beauty of the sex, and it is also the slur on the sex.

By abu
It is not difficult to find it everywhere in the world that love is on the sale, including the free sex.

By abu
Sex with the same-sex is the violation of, not only the religion but also the moral values, even that one does not see in the animal world.

By abu
The eyes and the sex understand and know every language without any distinction.

By abu
The sex is mostly in practice in the world in many positions than anything else. There should be a Nobel Prize for that.

By abu
Do not be the fool, nor deny the reality, that mostly between the lover, and beloved, sex is the breathings of love.

By abu
I want to mate with you, is a typo, please, first, read correctly that: meet. It is the first step to occur such typo for validation.

By abu
The worst insult of the woman has been to see her for just the sexual desires instead of the companion of your life with the equal rights.

By abu
Sex is the unbalance, and the frustrated wave of the feeling: it becomes into the balance after the sex.

By abu
The preternatural sex is the moral corruption and the imbalance of thoughts. It blocks the natural ways.

By abu
Sex is, a notion and motion of life that balances the human energy system.

By abu
Adding an extra T, into But becomes the stormily effectual feature of the sex symbol. No one ignores that.

By abu
I am saddened that the young people today see TV show after TV show that portray a leap to the bed after the first dinner together.

By SophieMaMa