The Dentist Quotes

Patient: [nervously] You won't hurt my leg, will you? My doctor says I have a very bad leg.

Dentist: [looking at her shapely leg] Your doctor is off his nut! I don't believe in doctors anyway. There's a doctor lives right down the street here. Treated a man for yellow juandice for nine years and then found out he was a Jap.

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Patient: [nervously] You won't hurt my leg, will you? My doctor says I have a very bad leg.

Dentist: [looking at her shapely leg] Your doctor is off his nut! I don't believe in doctors anyway. There's a doctor lives right down the street here. Treated a man for yellow juandice for nine years and then found out he was a Jap.

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Slater: Now, you should really listen to her because she is on the ball.

Leah: Nobody asked you, ya big slimebucket!

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Slater: Now, you should really listen to her because she is on the ball.

Leah: Nobody asked you, ya big slimebucket!

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Slater: These children are monsters, they should be struck... can I hit them?

David Hurst: No.

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Dentist: Where's the newspaper?
Daughter: You're sitting on it.

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Dentist: Shall I use gas?

Patient: [nervously] Well, gas or electric light. I'd feel nervous to have you fool around me in the dark!

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Dentist: That kid's so dumb he doesn't even know what time it is.

Charley Frobisher: By the way, what time is it?

Dentist: I don't know.

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Dentist: Where are my golf clubs?
[trips]

Daughter: You just tripped over them.

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Dentist: That kid's so dumb he doesn't even know what time it is.

Charley Frobisher: By the way, what time is it?

Dentist: I don't know.

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Dr. Alan Feinstone: [To Sarah] So sad... how it can only be ruined... the rest of your life can only spoil what we've made... the idea that every second they're just... rotting away. Can you live with that? I don't think you can [pulls out a gun.]

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Dr. Alan Feinstone: [To Sarah] So sad... how it can only be ruined... the rest of your life can only spoil what we've made... the idea that every second they're just... rotting away. Can you live with that? I don't think you can
[pulls out a gun.]

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Dr. Alan Feinstone: Get your tounge out of the way! Get your tounge out of the way, godammit!

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Dr. Alan Feinstone: Get your tounge out of the way! Get your tounge out of the way, godammit!

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Dr. Alan Feinstone: Three times a day, and no candy! Say it!

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Dr. Alan Feinstone: Blood sucking leeches!

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Dr. Alan Feinstone: Open wide!

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[Sam Field is masquerading as a fictitious student John Sam. The instructor is not impressed with his efforts in class]
Dental Instructor: Would you like to hear the substance of my report to the Dean? Lecturer's Report, 18th instant. Dear Sir. The student John Sam appears to me to be the epitome of all that is retrogressive and reprehensible. He is vacuous, indolent, disputatious and completely illiterate. He is, in your own splendid phrase, Sir, 'a perfect coagulation of the plasma'.
Sam Field: [shaking the instructor's hand] And I thought you didn't like me. What does that mean, Sir, 'a coagulation of the plasma'?
Dental Instructor: A clot.

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[the tutor asks David Cookson how to revive a patient who has collapsed under anaesthetic. David gives the wrong answer]

David Cookson: I'll get the hang of it, sir, I promise.

Dental Instructor: You'll either get the hang of it or else you'll hang for it.

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