The Cocoanuts Quotes

Chico: Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill *you* for money.
[Harpo looks dejected]

Chico: Ha ha ha. Ah, no. You're my friend. I'd kill you for nothing.
[Harpo smiles]

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Hammer: Believe me, you gotta get up early if you want to get out of bed.

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Hammer: Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.

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Hammer: I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.

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Hammer: [on phone] You want to know where you can get a hold of Mrs. Potter? I don't know, she's awfully ticklish.

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Hammer: Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket.

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Hammer: Wages? Do you want to be wage slaves? Answer me that!

Bellhops: No.

Hammer: No, of course not. But what makes wage slaves? Wages!

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Hammer: You can have any kind of a home you want. You can even get stucco. Oh, how you can get stucco.

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Hammer: [on phone] You want to know where you can get a hold of Mrs. Potter? I don't know, she's awfully ticklish.

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Hammer: Get away from that tree before it dies.

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Hammer: Hey, hey! You know that suitcase is empty?

Chico: That's all right. We fill it up before we leave.

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[Answering telephone]

Hammer: Hello? Yes? Ice water in 318? Is that so? Where'd you get it? Oh, you want some.

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[the Marx Brothers are chasing each other through Mrs. Potter's suite]
Hammer: This hotel not only has running water. It has running guests!

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