The Andy Milonakis Show Quotes


Duck Caller: Pidgeon! [pidgeon poops on Larry's head]
Larry: Yay, it's a blessing in disguise!

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Larry: [pretending to be Andy] Got peas on my head, but don't call me a pee head. Got peas on my head, but don't call me a pee head.
Andy: Shut the fuck up!

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Larry: [pretending to be Andy] Got peas on my head, but don't call me a pee head...

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Larry: Oh, no, I'm gonna miss "Date My Mom!"

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Man: What the hell you looking at?
Andy: Are you at the end of every rainbow?
Man: Yes.
Andy: Wow. Rainbows suck.
Man: No shit.
Andy: Well... where's the pot of gold?
Man: I have some hard candy and Bengay.
Andy: Yay! Bengay! I love Bengay! [rubs bengay on his shirt]
Andy: Oh! It hurts so good!
Man: You stupid bitch.

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Mexican man: Amigo! Be careful. Don't drink the water. Montezuma's revenge. [Andy disregards his warning and drinks the water]
Mexican man: [laughs] Ackhahahahahahaha! Ackhahahahahahaha!

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Snoop Dogg: Pancake face on the bitch. You know what I'm talking about?

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