The Adventures of Tintin Quotes

[from trailer]Tintin: We can't go back, not now!... Not now.

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[from trailer]Captain Haddock: Nobody takes MY ship!

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[from trailer]Tintin: [inspecting the model Unicorn]What secrets do you hold...? [a roll of parchment slips out]

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[from trailer]Ivanovich Sakharine: Find them, find them BOTH!

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Captain Haddock: Sir Francis Haddock was the greatest captain of the seven seas! Why do you think I drink? It's because I know I'll never be like him!

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Captain Haddock: It was Allan, he nobbled me... and there was a bottle...
Tintin: There always is!
Captain Haddock: No, it's not like that...
Tintin: I can smell it on you!

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[Haddock hurls bottles at Sakharine]Ivanovich Sakharine: Go ahead, have a drink. It's all you've got left!

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Bianca Castafiore: I am most grateful to Professor Sweetie Pie, for bringing me here to Bagghar! [Sakharine winces]

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Captain Haddock: Red Rackham!
Ivanovich Sakharine: That's right! An ancestor of mine, just as Sir Francis was yours!
Captain Haddock: Unfinished business...
Ivanovich Sakharine: Oh, it's good you remember, Haddock - killing you drunk wouldn't have been as much fun!

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Tintin: Bad news, Captain. We've only got one bullet.
Captain Haddock: What's the good news?
Tintin: We've got one bullet.

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Tintin: If you'll excuse me, I need to find a way off this drunken tub. [Tintin leaves Captain Haddock's cellar with a bang of the door]
Captain Haddock: [taken aback]Tu-*TUB?*

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[from trailer]Tintin: If Sakharine gets to that ship before us, it's over!

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[Tintin has escaped and stumbled into a room on the second deck of the ship, where he meets the eternally intoxicated Captain Haddock for the first time]Captain Haddock: [brandashing a bent pipe; thinking Tintin is an intruder]So... you were trying' to catch me wi' my trousers down, huh?
Tintin: [dodging Haddock's blows]I would keep your trousers up, all the same to you.
Captain Haddock: [about Shakarine]He was planning all of this, trying to bump me off! He sent you here to kill me, huh?
Tintin: What are you talking about?
Captain Haddock: I knew he was going send someone to do th' job! Me murdered in bed by a baby-faced assassin! [Snowy grabs a hold of Haddock's pants with his teeth]
Captain Haddock: [trying to shake Snowy off]Arrgh!
Tintin: No, No! You've got it all wrong! I'm not an assassin. [Captain Haddock stops fighting]
Tintin: I was captured by a gang of thugs! [There is a pause; Haddock begins to cry comically]
Captain Haddock: [tearfully]Oh, the filthy swine! He's turned the whole crew against me!
Tintin: Who did?
Captain Haddock: [still blubbering]Ah, the sour-faced man with the sugary name. He has bumped 'em off. Every last one of 'em!
Tintin: You mean, Sakharine?
Captain Haddock: [vehemently]NOBODY takes MY ship!
Tintin: You're the captain?
Captain Haddock: [sardonically]Of course, I am. WHO else would I be?

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Captain Haddock: [During the Port of Bagghar chase;Captain Haddock is trying to grab one of the scrolls before Sakharine's peregrine falcon can]Oh no, not again! Come here, my beauty!

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[from trailer]Tintin: Snowy, look at this... [points to a model ship]

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[from trailer]Captain Haddock: I SWEAR to find that treasure before 'im!

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Red Rackham: Kill his men!
Sir Francis Haddock: Nooooo!

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