Reba Quotes


Barbra Jean: Brock, I had an epidural. I think that's what Jesus would have wanted.
Kyra: I think that's what Mary would have wanted.

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Barbra Jean: Maybe next time I'll marry someone who's ex-wife appreciates me!

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Barbra Jean: You're not the boss of me!
Reba: If I was your boss, I would be sleeping with you right now.

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Van Montgomery: I'll be with my friends, you'll be with yours. Then we'll hook up later. It'll be just like junior year! Except we're married, you're pregnant, and everything is different.

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Electrician: [to Barbara Jean, about Reba] Wow, your mom's a real grouch. [Barbara Jean looks flattered]
Electrician: [pause]
Barbra Jean: I know, right?

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