Paul Quotes
Ruth Buggs: So everything that I have been told my whole life, is just a big fat lie? Do you know how that feels?
Graeme Willy: Look. Just because your truth, isn't the true truth, doesn't mean there is no truth, Ruth.
Ruth Buggs: That's easy for you to say.
Graeme Willy: It's really not.
Graeme Willy: Look. Just because your truth, isn't the true truth, doesn't mean there is no truth, Ruth.
Ruth Buggs: That's easy for you to say.
Graeme Willy: It's really not.
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The Big Guy: [from the extended version]Shit, I'd shoot you now if I didn't get off on the idea of you being hog-tied and pissed on in Guantanamo Bay.
Graeme Willy: They've shut Guantanamo Bay.
The Big Guy: Did they? Be honest with yourselves.
Graeme Willy: They've shut Guantanamo Bay.
The Big Guy: Did they? Be honest with yourselves.
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Adam Shadowchild: Well, a wise man said, You have to spin a good yarn before you can weave a great dream.
Graeme Willy: Who said that?
Adam Shadowchild: I did. I just said that.
Graeme Willy: Who said that?
Adam Shadowchild: I did. I just said that.
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Paul: [Lighting a joint and takes a hit]Do you guys partake?
Graeme Willy: No. Thank you.
Ruth Buggs: I'll partake.
Paul: Are you sure? It's pretty strong shit. I get it from the military. I think this is the stuff that killed Dylan.
Graeme Willy: Bob Dylan's not dead.
Paul: [smiles]Isn't he?
Graeme Willy: No. Thank you.
Ruth Buggs: I'll partake.
Paul: Are you sure? It's pretty strong shit. I get it from the military. I think this is the stuff that killed Dylan.
Graeme Willy: Bob Dylan's not dead.
Paul: [smiles]Isn't he?
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Adam Shadowchild: [Upon seeing the cover of Clive Gollings' book, which shows an alien woman with 3 breasts]Three tits? Awesome.
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Graeme Willy: [while under the impression that Clive and he are being chased by rednecks]This is just like Deliverance!
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Paul: [about boning an Ewok chick]What was it like?
Clive Gollings: Well... she was 'furry' nice!
Clive Gollings: Well... she was 'furry' nice!
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Paul: [shouting out the RV window as Graeme and Clive walk into a gas station]Hey! Reese's Pieces! Thank you!
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The Big Guy: I'm the one holding all the cards. And when I say cards, I of course mean big fucking gun.
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Paul: Oh, we're all made in God's image? [Throws open the bathroom door]
Paul: Then how do you explain me? [Ruth faints]
Paul: And that's Jenga.
Paul: Then how do you explain me? [Ruth faints]
Paul: And that's Jenga.
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Paul: Ugh, look. Tara, I...
Tara Walton: I didn't, just stop believing in you, you know. I've spent a very long time, trying to convince folks, all what happened that night. Everyone said I was mad, they told me it was a meteor that squashed little Paul. They took me away, and they did test, and said it was cosmic radiation and that I was cccan caused hallucinations, and I knew you were real. I pulled you out of that spaceship myself. I kept you warm and comfortable, and sat there next to you, til the men came to take you away. I tried to understand, but they would just smile and say, there there, Tara. While, word got out about my story, yeah. Kids uses to come and throw stones at the house and call me names. I wanted to send myself away, I'd spend all night, just starring at the sky, and I'd catch a glimpse of you, and here you are.
Paul: I'm sorry, you know, if I could have done it, any another way. I...
Tara Walton: It's okay, you're real, it's all that matters. I was right, and all those folks that said I was crazy. While they can all just go fuck themselves.
Tara Walton: I didn't, just stop believing in you, you know. I've spent a very long time, trying to convince folks, all what happened that night. Everyone said I was mad, they told me it was a meteor that squashed little Paul. They took me away, and they did test, and said it was cosmic radiation and that I was cccan caused hallucinations, and I knew you were real. I pulled you out of that spaceship myself. I kept you warm and comfortable, and sat there next to you, til the men came to take you away. I tried to understand, but they would just smile and say, there there, Tara. While, word got out about my story, yeah. Kids uses to come and throw stones at the house and call me names. I wanted to send myself away, I'd spend all night, just starring at the sky, and I'd catch a glimpse of you, and here you are.
Paul: I'm sorry, you know, if I could have done it, any another way. I...
Tara Walton: It's okay, you're real, it's all that matters. I was right, and all those folks that said I was crazy. While they can all just go fuck themselves.
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Sword Vendor: That there's the Black Vampire. Watch out! She bites.
Clive Gollings: How much?
Sword Vendor: $1349.99
Graeme Willy: Aren't you going to get it?
Clive Gollings: [Speaking in Klingon]Fuck that.
Clive Gollings: How much?
Sword Vendor: $1349.99
Graeme Willy: Aren't you going to get it?
Clive Gollings: [Speaking in Klingon]Fuck that.
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Agent Zoil: You know you're a grown man, right? Probably shave, pay taxes. Have pubic hair.
O'Reilly: All of those things.
O'Reilly: All of those things.
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Graeme Willy: What do you think you're gonna dream about?
Clive Gollings: Oh, the open road. High adventure. That kind of thing. You?
Graeme Willy: Wonder Woman.
Clive Gollings: Oh, the open road. High adventure. That kind of thing. You?
Graeme Willy: Wonder Woman.
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The Big Guy: [to Zoil, about Paul]Shit, the little fucker's probably gonna phone home or something.
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[last lines]Adam Shadowchild: Please welcome to the stage, Clive Gollings and Graeme Willy. Give it up.
Graeme Willy ,
Clive Gollings: Three, two, one... [take stage in front of cheering audience]
Graeme Willy ,
Clive Gollings: Three, two, one... [take stage in front of cheering audience]
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