Lady Bird Quotes

Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: It's normal to not touch a penis

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Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: The only exciting thing about 2002 is that it's a palindrome.

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Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: If Danny and I get married and then his grandma died, I'd inherit the dream house.
Julie Steffans: Wouldn't his parents get it?
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Oh yeah, we'd have to kill them. And we'd have to kill his older brothers too.

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Julie Steffans: some people aren't built happy, you know

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Julie Steffans: You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention!

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Sister Sarah Joan: Some of the students were disturbed by your posters.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: It's just a bird head in a lady body, or vice versa.
Sister Sarah Joan: I think it's a little upsetting.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: It's my tradition to run for office. Don't worry. I won't win.

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Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: I just don't get why I'm not good at math. My dad is really good at math. Even Miguel has a math degree.
Julie Steffans: Maybe it's your mom's fault.

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[Lady bird is angry with Kyle] Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: Are we still going to prom together?

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NYC Nurse: What do you want us to do? She's drunk.

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