It Happened One Night Quotes

Ellie Andrews: Your ego is absolutely colossal.

Peter Warne: Yeah, yeah, not bad, how's yours?
[Shuts and locks the door]

Ellie Andrews: You know, compared to you, my friend Shapeley's an amateur. Just whatever gave you any idea I'd stand for this?

Peter Warne: Say now, wait a minute. Let's get this straightened out right now. If you're nursing any silly notion that I'm interested in you, forget it. You're just a headline to me.

Ellie Andrews: A headline? You're not a newspaper man are you?

Peter Warne: Chalk up one for your side.

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Ellie: You think I'm a fool and a spoiled brat. Well, perhaps I am, although I don't see how I can be. People who are spoiled are accustomed to having their own way. I never have. On the contrary. I've always been told what to do, and how to do it, and when, and with whom. Would you believe it? This is the first time I've ever been alone with a man!

Peter Warne: Yeah?

Ellie: It's a wonder I'm not panic-stricken.

Peter Warne: You're doing alright.

Ellie: Thanks. Nurses, governesses, chaperones, even bodyguards. Oh, it's been a lot of fun.

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Ellie: Your ego is absolutely colossal.

Peter Warne: Yeah, yeah, not bad, how's yours?
[Shuts and locks the door]

Ellie: You know, compared to you, my friend Shapeley's an amateur. Just whatever gave you any idea I'd stand for this?

Peter Warne: Say now, wait a minute. Let's get this straightened out right now. If you're nursing any silly notion that I'm interested in you, forget it. You're just a headline to me.

Ellie: A headline? You're not a newspaper man are you?

Peter Warne: Chalk up one for your side.

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Joe Gordon: That's the way things go: you think you got a great yarn, and something comes along and messes up the finish - and there you are.

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Oscar Shapeley: What's a matter sister? You ain't sayin' much.

Ellie Andrews: It seems to me you're doing excellently without any assistance.

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Oscar Shapeley: You know, there's nothing I like better than to meet a high-class mama that can snap 'em back at ya. 'Cause the colder they are, the hotter they get. That's what I always say. Yes, sir, when a cold mama gets hot, boy, how she sizzles. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
[He nudges her with his elbow]

Oscar Shapeley: Now, you're just my type. Believe me, sister, I could go for you in a big way. 'Fun-on-the-side' Shapeley they call me, with accent on the fun, believe you me.

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Oscar Shapeley: You know, there's nothing I like better than to meet a high-class mama that can snap 'em back at ya. 'Cause the colder they are, the hotter they get. That's what I always say. Yes, sir, when a cold mama gets hot, boy, how she sizzles. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
[He nudges her with his elbow]

Oscar Shapeley: Now, you're just my type. Believe me, sister, I could go for you in a big way. 'Fun-on-the-side' Shapeley they call me, with accent on the fun, believe you me.

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Peter Warne: Excuse me lady, but that upon which you sit is mine.

Ellie Andrews: I beg your pardon?

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Peter Warne: Excuse me lady, but that upon which you sit is mine.

Ellie: I beg your pardon?

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Peter Warne: I want to see what love looks like when it's triumphant. I haven't had a good laugh in a week.

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Peter Warne: I want to see what love looks like when it's triumphant. I haven't had a good laugh in a week.

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Peter Warne: Just keep your eye on that thumb.
[sticks out his thumb to hitch a ride, the car wizzes past]

Ellie Andrews: Still got my eye on the thumb.

Peter Warne: Something must have happened. I'll try number 2.

Ellie Andrews: Well, wake me up when you get to 100.

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Peter Warne: You know, I had you pegged right from the jump. Just a spoiled brat of a rich father. The only way you get anything is to buy it, isn't it? You're in a jam and all you can think of is your money. It never fails, does it? Ever hear of the word humility? No, you wouldn't. I guess it would never occur to you to just say, 'Please mister, I'm in trouble, will you help me?' No, that would bring you down off your high horse for a minute. Well, let me tell you something, maybe it will take a load off your mind. You don't have to worry about me. I'm not interested in your money or your problem. You, King Westley, your father. You're all a lot of hooey to me!

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Ellie: Have you ever been in love, Peter?

Peter Warne: Me?

Ellie: Yes. Haven't you ever thought about it at all? It seems to me you, you could make some girl wonderfully happy.

Peter Warne: Sure I've thought about it. Who hasn't? If I could ever meet the right sort of girl. Aw, where you gonna find her? Somebody that's real. Somebody that's alive. They don't come that way anymore. Have I ever thought about it? I've even been sucker enough to make plans. You know, I saw an island in the Pacific once. I've never been able to forget it. That's where I'd like to take her. She'd have to be the sort of a girl who'd... well, who'd jump in the surf with me and love it as much as I did. You know, nights when you and the moon and the water all become one. You feel you're part of something big and marvelous. That's the only place to live... where the stars are so close over your head you feel you could reach up and stir them around. Certainly, I've been thinking about it. Boy, if I could ever find a girl who was hungry for those things...
[she comes around the blanket Walls of Jericho and kneels by his bed]

Ellie: Take me with you, Peter. Take me to your island. I want to do all those things you talked about.

Peter Warne: You'd better go back to your bed.

Ellie: I love you. Nothing else matters. We can run away. Everything will take care of itself. Please, Peter, I can't let you out of my life now. I couldn't live without you.
[she cries in his arms]

Peter Warne: [firmly] You'd better go back to your bed.

Ellie: I'm sorry.
[she returns to her bed still crying]

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Ellie Andrews: By the way, what's your name?

Peter Warne: What's that?

Ellie Andrews: Who are you?

Peter Warne: Who me?
[smiling]

Peter Warne: I'm the whippoorwill that cries in the night. I'm the soft morning breeze that caresses your lovely face.

Ellie Andrews: You've got a name, haven't you?

Peter Warne: Yeah, I got a name. Peter Warne.

Ellie Andrews: Peter Warne. I don't like it.

Peter Warne: Don't let it bother you. You're giving it back to me in the morning.

Ellie Andrews: Pleased to meet you, Mr. Warne.

Peter Warne: The pleasure is all mine, Mrs. Warne.

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Ellie: By the way, what's your name?

Peter Warne: What's that?

Ellie: Who are you?

Peter Warne: Who me?
[smiling]

Peter Warne: I'm the whippoorwill that cries in the night. I'm the soft morning breeze that caresses your lovely face.

Ellie: You've got a name, haven't you?

Peter Warne: Yeah, I got a name. Peter Warne.

Ellie: Peter Warne. I don't like it.

Peter Warne: Don't let it bother you. You're giving it back to me in the morning.

Ellie: Pleased to meet you, Mr. Warne.

Peter Warne: The pleasure is all mine, Mrs. Warne.

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Ellie: By the way, what's your name?
Peter Warne: What's that?
Ellie: Who are you?
Peter Warne: Who me? [smiling]
Peter Warne: I'm the whippoorwill that cries in the night. I'm the soft morning breeze that caresses your lovely face.
Ellie: You've got a name, haven't you?
Peter Warne: Yeah, I got a name. Peter Warne.
Ellie: Peter Warne. I don't like it.
Peter Warne: Don't let it bother you. You're giving it back to me in the morning.
Ellie: Pleased to meet you, Mr. Warne.
Peter Warne: The pleasure is all mine, Mrs. Warne.

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Ellie Andrews: I'll stop a car, and I won't use my thumb!
Peter Warne: What're you gonna do?
Ellie Andrews: It's a system all my own.

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Ellie Andrews: Have you ever been in love, Peter?

Peter Warne: Me?

Ellie Andrews: Yes. Haven't you ever thought about it at all? It seems to me you, you could make some girl wonderfully happy.

Peter Warne: Sure I've thought about it. Who hasn't? If I could ever meet the right sort of girl. Aw, where you gonna find her? Somebody that's real. Somebody that's alive. They don't come that way anymore. Have I ever thought about it? I've even been sucker enough to make plans. You know, I saw an island in the Pacific once. I've never been able to forget it. That's where I'd like to take her. She'd have to be the sort of a girl who'd... well, who'd jump in the surf with me and love it as much as I did. You know, nights when you and the moon and the water all become one. You feel you're part of something big and marvelous. That's the only place to live... where the stars are so close over your head you feel you could reach up and stir them around. Certainly, I've been thinking about it. Boy, if I could ever find a girl who was hungry for those things...
[she comes around the blanket "Walls of Jericho" and kneels by his bed]

Ellie Andrews: Take me with you, Peter. Take me to your island. I want to do all those things you talked about.

Peter Warne: You'd better go back to your bed.

Ellie Andrews: I love you. Nothing else matters. We can run away. Everything will take care of itself. Please, Peter, I can't let you out of my life now. I couldn't live without you.
[she cries in his arms]

Peter Warne: [firmly] You'd better go back to your bed.

Ellie Andrews: I'm sorry.
[she returns to her bed still crying]

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Ellie Andrews: Aren't you gonna congratulate me?
Peter Warne: What for?
Ellie Andrews: Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.

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Ellie Andrews: You think I'm a fool and a spoiled brat. Well, perhaps I am, although I don't see how I can be. People who are spoiled are accustomed to having their own way. I never have. On the contrary. I've always been told what to do, and how to do it, and when, and with whom. Would you believe it? This is the first time I've ever been alone with a man!

Peter Warne: Yeah?

Ellie Andrews: It's a wonder I'm not panic-stricken.

Peter Warne: You're doing alright.

Ellie Andrews: Thanks. Nurses, governesses, chaperones, even bodyguards. Oh, it's been a lot of fun.

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Peter Warne: [Detectives are looking for Ellie] What do you mean, coming in here? What do you want, anyway?

Detective: We're looking for somebody.

Peter Warne: Yeah, well look your head off, but don't come busting in here. This isn't a public park. I could near as take a sock at you!

Detective: Take it easy, son, take it easy.

Mr. Dykes: These men are detectives, Mr. Warne.

Peter Warne: I don't care if they're the whole police department. They can't come busting in here, shooting questions at my wife.

Ellie Andrews: Now, don't get so excited, Peter. The man just asked a civil question.

Peter Warne: Oh, is that so? Say, how many times have I told you to stop butting in when I'm having an argument?

Ellie Andrews: Well, you don't have to lose your temper!

Peter Warne: [mockingly] "You don't have to lose your temper." That's what you said the other time, too. Every time I try to protect you. The other night, at the Elks Dance, when that big Swede made a pass at you!

Ellie Andrews: He didn't make a pass at me! I told you a million times!

Peter Warne: Oh, no? I saw him. He kept pawing you all over the dance floor!

Ellie Andrews: [the detectives stand there, flustered] He didn't! You were drunk!

Peter Warne: Aw, nuts! You're just like your old man! Once a plumber's daughter, always a plumbers daughter! There isn't an ounce of brains in your whole family!

Ellie Andrews: [sobbing] Oh, Peter Warne, you've gone far enough! I won't st

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Peter Warne: You know, I had you pegged right from the jump. Just a spoiled brat of a rich father. The only way you get anything is to buy it, isn't it? You're in a jam and all you can think of is your money. It never fails, does it? Ever hear of the word humility? No, you wouldn't. I guess it would never occur to you to just say, 'Please mister, I'm in trouble, will you help me?' No, that would bring you down off your high horse for a minute. Well, let me tell you something, maybe it will take a load off your mind. You don't have to worry about me. I'm not interested in your money or your problem. You, King Westley, your father. You're all a lot of hooey to me!

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Peter Warne: Just keep your eye on that thumb. [sticks out his thumb to hitch a ride, the car wizzes past]
Ellie Andrews: Still got my eye on the thumb.
Peter Warne: Something must have happened. I'll try number 2.
Ellie Andrews: Well, wake me up when you get to 100.

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Peter Warne: I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.

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Peter Warne: Excuse me lady, but that upon which you sit is mine.
Ellie: I beg your pardon?

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Peter Warne: [Detectives are looking for Ellie] What do you mean, coming in here? What do you want, anyway?

Detective: We're looking for somebody.

Peter Warne: Yeah, well look your head off, but don't come busting in here. This isn't a public park. I could near as take a sock at you!

Detective: Take it easy, son, take it easy.

Mr. Dykes: These men are detectives, Mr. Warne.

Peter Warne: I don't care if they're the whole police department. They can't come busting in here, shooting questions at my wife.

Ellie: Now, don't get so excited, Peter. The man just asked a civil question.

Peter Warne: Oh, is that so? Say, how many times have I told you to stop butting in when I'm having an argument?

Ellie: Well, you don't have to lose your temper!

Peter Warne: [mockingly] You don't have to lose your temper. That's what you said the other time, too. Every time I try to protect you. The other night, at the Elks Dance, when that big Swede made a pass at you!

Ellie: He didn't make a pass at me! I told you a million times!

Peter Warne: Oh, no? I saw him. He kept pawing you all over the dance floor!

Ellie: [the detectives stand there, flustered] He didn't! You were drunk!

Peter Warne: Aw, nuts! You're just like your old man! Once a plumber's daughter, always a plumbers daughter! There isn't an ounce of brains in your whole family!

Ellie: [sobbing] Oh, Peter Warne, you'

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Peter Warne: I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.

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[Peter is carrying Ellie across the creek slung over his shoulder]

Ellie: You know this is the first time in years I've ridden piggy-back.

Peter Warne: This isn't piggy-back.

Ellie: Course it is.

Peter Warne: You're crazy.

Ellie: I remember distinctly my father taking me for a piggy-back ride.

Peter Warne: And he carried you like this, I suppose?

Ellie: Yes.

Peter Warne: Your father didn't know beans about piggy-back riding.

Ellie: My uncle, mother's brother, has four children and I've seen them ride piggy-back.

Peter Warne: I'll bet there isn't a good piggy-back rider in your whole family. I never knew a rich man yet who could piggy-back ride.

Ellie: You're prejudiced.

Peter Warne: You show me a good piggy-backer and I'll show you a real human. Now you take Abraham Lincoln for instance. A natural born piggy-backer. Where do you get all of that stuffed-shirt family of yours?

Ellie: My father was a great piggy-backer.
[Peter slaps her behind for that remark]

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Ellie Andrews : Your ego is absolutely colossal.
Peter Warne : Yeah, yeah, not bad, how's yours? [ Shuts and locks the door ]
Ellie Andrews : You know, compared to you, my friend Shapeley's an amateur. Just whatever gave you any idea I'd stand for this?
Peter Warne : Say now, wait a minute. Let's get this straightened out right now. If you're nursing any silly notion that I'm interested in you, forget it. You're just a headline to me.
Ellie Andrews : A headline? You're not a newspaper man are you?
Peter Warne : Chalk up one for your side.

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