Horse Feathers Quotes

Retiring President: Eh, by the way, professor, there is no smoking.

Professor Wagstaff: That's what you say.

Retiring President: It would please the faculty if you threw your cigar away.

Professor Wagstaff: The faculty members might as well keep their seats. There'll be no diving for this cigar.

Movie: Horse Feathers
[Wagstaff's looking in a microscope]
Biology Professor: What do you think of that slide?
Professor Wagstaff: Well, I think he was safe at second, but it was very close.

Movie: Horse Feathers