Good Will Hunting Quotes
Skylar : Maybe we could go out for coffee sometime?
Will : Great, or maybe we could go somewhere and just eat a bunch of caramels.
Skylar : What?
Will : When you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee.
Skylar : [ laughs ] Okay, sounds good.
Will : Great, or maybe we could go somewhere and just eat a bunch of caramels.
Skylar : What?
Will : When you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee.
Skylar : [ laughs ] Okay, sounds good.
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Will : Do you buy all these books retail or do you send away for, like, a shrink kit that comes with all these volumes included?
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Will : What do I wanna way outta here for? I'm gonna live here the rest of my fuckin' life. We'll be neighbors, have little kids, take 'em to Little League up at Foley Field.
Chuckie : Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way but, in 20 years if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house, watchin' the Patriots games, workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill ya. That's not a threat, that's a fact, I'll fuckin' kill ya.
Will : What the fuck you talkin' about?
Chuckie : You got somethin' none of us have...
Will : Oh, come on! What? Why is it always this? I mean, I fuckin' owe it to myself to do this or that. What if I don't want to?
Chuckie : No. No, no no no. Fuck you, you don't owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me. Cuz tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50, and I'll still be doin' this shit. And that's all right. That's fine. I mean, you're sittin' on a winnin' lottery ticket. And you're too much of a pussy to cash it in, and that's bullshit. 'Cause I'd do fuckin' anything to have what you got. So would any of these fuckin' guys. It'd be an insult to us if you're still here in 20 years. Hangin' around here is a fuckin' waste of your time.
Chuckie : Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way but, in 20 years if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house, watchin' the Patriots games, workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill ya. That's not a threat, that's a fact, I'll fuckin' kill ya.
Will : What the fuck you talkin' about?
Chuckie : You got somethin' none of us have...
Will : Oh, come on! What? Why is it always this? I mean, I fuckin' owe it to myself to do this or that. What if I don't want to?
Chuckie : No. No, no no no. Fuck you, you don't owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me. Cuz tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50, and I'll still be doin' this shit. And that's all right. That's fine. I mean, you're sittin' on a winnin' lottery ticket. And you're too much of a pussy to cash it in, and that's bullshit. 'Cause I'd do fuckin' anything to have what you got. So would any of these fuckin' guys. It'd be an insult to us if you're still here in 20 years. Hangin' around here is a fuckin' waste of your time.
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Sean : [ yelling at Gerald ] And why does he hang out with those retarded gorillas, as you called them? Because any one of them, if he asked them to, would take a fucking bat to your head, okay? It's called loyalty.
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Sean : Look, if you're gonna jerk off, why don't you do it at home with a moist towel?
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Will : Do you play the piano?
Skylar : A bit.
Will : Okay, when you look at a piano you see Mozart, right?
Skylar : I see "Chopsticks."
Skylar : A bit.
Will : Okay, when you look at a piano you see Mozart, right?
Skylar : I see "Chopsticks."
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Will : Beethoven, okay. He looked at a piano, and it just made sense to him. He could just play.
Skylar : So what are you saying? You play the piano?
Will : No, not a lick. I mean, I look at a piano, I see a bunch of keys, three pedals, and a box of wood. But Beethoven, Mozart, they saw it, they could just play. I couldn't paint you a picture, I probably can't hit the ball out of Fenway, and I can't play the piano.
Skylar : But you can do my o-chem paper in under an hour.
Will : Right. Well, I mean when it came to stuff like that... I could always just play.
Skylar : So what are you saying? You play the piano?
Will : No, not a lick. I mean, I look at a piano, I see a bunch of keys, three pedals, and a box of wood. But Beethoven, Mozart, they saw it, they could just play. I couldn't paint you a picture, I probably can't hit the ball out of Fenway, and I can't play the piano.
Skylar : But you can do my o-chem paper in under an hour.
Will : Right. Well, I mean when it came to stuff like that... I could always just play.
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Will : Does this violate the doctor-patient relationship?
Sean : Not unless you grab my ass.
Sean : Not unless you grab my ass.
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Will : See, the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years you're gonna staht doin some thinkin on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certaintees in life. One, don't do that. And Two, you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a fuckin education you coulda got for a dollah fifty in late chahges at the public library
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Lambeau : Sometimes I wish I had never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.
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Will : So, when did you know, like, that she was the one for you?
Sean : October 21st, 1975.
Will : Jesus Christ. You know the fuckin' date?
Sean : Oh yeah. 'Cause it was Game 6 of the World Series. Biggest game in Red Sox history.
Will : Yeah, sure.
Sean : My friends and I had, you know, slept out on the sidewalk all night to get tickets.
Will : You got tickets?
Sean : Yep. Day of the game. I was sittin' in a bar, waitin' for the game to start, and in walks this girl. Oh, it was an amazing game, though. You know, bottom of the eighth, Carbo ties it up at 6-6. It went to twelve. Bottom of the twelfth, in stepped Carlton Fisk. Old Pudge. Steps up to the plate, you know, and he's got that weird stance.
Will : Yeah, yeah.
Sean : And BAM! He clocks it. High fly ball down the left field line! Thirty-five thousand people, on their feet, yellin' at the ball, but that's not because of Fisk. He's wavin' at the ball like a madman.
Will : Yeah, I've seen...
Sean : He's going, "Get over! Get over! Get OVER!" And then it HITS the foul pole. OH, he goes apeshit, and 35,000 fans, you know, they charge the field, you know?
Will : Yeah, and he's fuckin' bowlin' police out of the way!
Sean : Goin', "God! Get out of the way! Get 'em away!" Banging people...
Will : I can't fuckin' believe you had tickets to that fuckin' game!
Sean : Yeah!
Will : Did you rush the field?
Sean : [ surprised at the question ] No, I didn't rush the fuckin' field; I wasn't there.
Will : What?
Sean : No - I was in a bar havin' a drink with my future wife.
Will : You missed Pudge Fisk's
Sean : October 21st, 1975.
Will : Jesus Christ. You know the fuckin' date?
Sean : Oh yeah. 'Cause it was Game 6 of the World Series. Biggest game in Red Sox history.
Will : Yeah, sure.
Sean : My friends and I had, you know, slept out on the sidewalk all night to get tickets.
Will : You got tickets?
Sean : Yep. Day of the game. I was sittin' in a bar, waitin' for the game to start, and in walks this girl. Oh, it was an amazing game, though. You know, bottom of the eighth, Carbo ties it up at 6-6. It went to twelve. Bottom of the twelfth, in stepped Carlton Fisk. Old Pudge. Steps up to the plate, you know, and he's got that weird stance.
Will : Yeah, yeah.
Sean : And BAM! He clocks it. High fly ball down the left field line! Thirty-five thousand people, on their feet, yellin' at the ball, but that's not because of Fisk. He's wavin' at the ball like a madman.
Will : Yeah, I've seen...
Sean : He's going, "Get over! Get over! Get OVER!" And then it HITS the foul pole. OH, he goes apeshit, and 35,000 fans, you know, they charge the field, you know?
Will : Yeah, and he's fuckin' bowlin' police out of the way!
Sean : Goin', "God! Get out of the way! Get 'em away!" Banging people...
Will : I can't fuckin' believe you had tickets to that fuckin' game!
Sean : Yeah!
Will : Did you rush the field?
Sean : [ surprised at the question ] No, I didn't rush the fuckin' field; I wasn't there.
Will : What?
Sean : No - I was in a bar havin' a drink with my future wife.
Will : You missed Pudge Fisk's
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Will : I don't care if Helen of Troy walks in the room, that's Game 6!
Sean : Oh, Helen of Troy...
Will : Oh my God; and who are these fuckin' friends of yours, they let you get away with that?
Sean : Oh... they had to.
Will : W-w-w-what'd you say to them?
Sean : I just slid my ticket across the table, and I said, "Sorry, guys; I gotta see about a girl."
Will : I gotta go see about a girl?
Sean : Yeah.
Will : That's what you said? And they let you get away with that?
Sean : Oh, yeah. They saw in my eyes that I meant it.
Will : You're kiddin' me.
Sean : No, I'm not kiddin' you, Will. That's why I'm not talkin' right now about some girl I saw at a bar twenty years ago and how I always regretted not going over and talking to her. I don't regret the 18 years I was married to Nancy. I don't regret the six years I had to give up counseling when she got sick. And I don't regret the last years when she got really sick. And I sure as hell don't regret missin' the damn game. That's regret. [ pause ]
Will : Wow... Woulda been nice to catch that game, though.
Sean : [ sheepishly ] I didn't know Pudge was gonna hit a homer.
Sean : Oh, Helen of Troy...
Will : Oh my God; and who are these fuckin' friends of yours, they let you get away with that?
Sean : Oh... they had to.
Will : W-w-w-what'd you say to them?
Sean : I just slid my ticket across the table, and I said, "Sorry, guys; I gotta see about a girl."
Will : I gotta go see about a girl?
Sean : Yeah.
Will : That's what you said? And they let you get away with that?
Sean : Oh, yeah. They saw in my eyes that I meant it.
Will : You're kiddin' me.
Sean : No, I'm not kiddin' you, Will. That's why I'm not talkin' right now about some girl I saw at a bar twenty years ago and how I always regretted not going over and talking to her. I don't regret the 18 years I was married to Nancy. I don't regret the six years I had to give up counseling when she got sick. And I don't regret the last years when she got really sick. And I sure as hell don't regret missin' the damn game. That's regret. [ pause ]
Will : Wow... Woulda been nice to catch that game, though.
Sean : [ sheepishly ] I didn't know Pudge was gonna hit a homer.
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Will : Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time
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Sean : You're not perfect, sport, and let me save you the suspense: this girl you've met, she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other.
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Chuckie : Wait, Bill. Hold it. Did you hear that? [ Man moans upstairs ]
Chuckie : Morgan! If you're watching pornos in my mom's room again, I'm gonna give you a fucking beating! [ Morgan runs downstairs ]
Morgan : What's up fellas?
Billy : Morgan, why don't you jerk off in your own fucking house. Man, that's fucking filthy.
Morgan : I ain't got a VCR in my house.
Chuckie : Aw, c'mon, not on my glove.
Morgan : I didn't use the glove.
Chuckie : That's my Little League glove.
Morgan : What do you want me to do?
Chuckie : I mean, what's wrong with you? You'll hump a baseball glove?
Morgan : I was just using it for clean-up.
Chuckie : Stop jerking off in my mother's room!
Morgan : Ain't there another VCR in the house?
Chuckie : It's just sad bro.
Chuckie : Morgan! If you're watching pornos in my mom's room again, I'm gonna give you a fucking beating! [ Morgan runs downstairs ]
Morgan : What's up fellas?
Billy : Morgan, why don't you jerk off in your own fucking house. Man, that's fucking filthy.
Morgan : I ain't got a VCR in my house.
Chuckie : Aw, c'mon, not on my glove.
Morgan : I didn't use the glove.
Chuckie : That's my Little League glove.
Morgan : What do you want me to do?
Chuckie : I mean, what's wrong with you? You'll hump a baseball glove?
Morgan : I was just using it for clean-up.
Chuckie : Stop jerking off in my mother's room!
Morgan : Ain't there another VCR in the house?
Chuckie : It's just sad bro.
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Sean : Thought about what you said to me the other day, about my painting. Stayed up half the night thinking about it. Something occurred to me... fell into a deep peaceful sleep, and haven't thought about you since. Do you know what occurred to me?
Will : No.
Sean : You're just a kid, you don't have the faintest idea what you're talkin' about.
Will : Why thank you.
Sean : It's all right. You've never been out of Boston.
Will : Nope.
Sean : So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doc
Will : No.
Sean : You're just a kid, you don't have the faintest idea what you're talkin' about.
Will : Why thank you.
Sean : It's all right. You've never been out of Boston.
Will : Nope.
Sean : So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doc
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Will : Maybe you haven't met the right woman?
Sean : [ angered ] Maybe you should watch your mouth. Watch it right there, Chief!
Sean : [ angered ] Maybe you should watch your mouth. Watch it right there, Chief!
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[ ordering drinks ]
Lambeau : Perrier.
Sean : That's French for "club soda."
Lambeau : Perrier.
Sean : That's French for "club soda."
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Chuckie : Morgan, I'm not going to Kelly's just because you like the takeout girl. It's fifteen minutes out of our way.
Morgan : What the fuck are we gonna do that we can't spare fifteen minutes?
Morgan : What the fuck are we gonna do that we can't spare fifteen minutes?
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Will : Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay?
Henry Lipkin : [ stammers ] What are... talking... about... What?
Will : Look, buddy, a few seconds ago you were ready to give *me* a jump!
Henry Lipkin : [ feeling somewhat insulted ] A jump? I... I'm terribly sorry... I...
Will : Hey, I don't have a problem with it. I don't care if you putt from the rough!
Henry Lipkin : [ stammers ] What are... talking... about... What?
Will : Look, buddy, a few seconds ago you were ready to give *me* a jump!
Henry Lipkin : [ feeling somewhat insulted ] A jump? I... I'm terribly sorry... I...
Will : Hey, I don't have a problem with it. I don't care if you putt from the rough!
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Henry Lipkin : Now, no more shenanigans, no more tomfoolery, no more ballyhoo.
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Sean : Do you have a soul mate?
Will : Define that?
Sean : Someone you can relate to, someone who opens things up for you.
Will : Yeah, Chuckie.
Sean : [ dismissing Will's choice ] Chuckie's family; he would lie down in fucking traffic for you.
Will : Define that?
Sean : Someone you can relate to, someone who opens things up for you.
Will : Yeah, Chuckie.
Sean : [ dismissing Will's choice ] Chuckie's family; he would lie down in fucking traffic for you.
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Sean : I knew you before you were a mathematical god, when you were pimple-faced and homesick and didn't know what side of the bed to piss on!
Lambeau : Yeah, you were smarter than me then and you're smarter than me now. So don't blame me for how your life turned out. It's not my fault.
Lambeau : Yeah, you were smarter than me then and you're smarter than me now. So don't blame me for how your life turned out. It's not my fault.
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Morgan : Double Burger. [ singing ]
Morgan : Chuck, I had a double burger!
Chuckie : Will you shut the fuck up? I know what you ordered, I was there.
Morgan : So give me my fucking sandwich.
Chuckie : What do you mean your sandwich? I bought it. Hey Morgan, how much money you got on you?
Morgan : I said I'd give you the change when we ordered the Sno-Cones when we pulled up, so why don't you give me my sandwich and stop being a prick.
Chuckie : Well why don't you give me your fucking sixteen cents you got on you and we'll put your sandwich on layaway. There you go, keep it right up here for you, We'll put you on a program. Everyday you bring your six cents and at the end of the week you'll get your sandwich.
Morgan : Why do you have to be such an asshole?
Chuckie : What am I, fuckin' sandwich welfare? I think you should establish a good line of credit. Like how you bought your couch, payment plans. Remember how your mother brought in $10 everyday for a year and she finally got her couch Rent-A-Center Style?
Morgan : Can I have my food now please?
Chuckie : [ throws the burger at Morgan ] Here's your fucking double burger!
Morgan : Chuck, I had a double burger!
Chuckie : Will you shut the fuck up? I know what you ordered, I was there.
Morgan : So give me my fucking sandwich.
Chuckie : What do you mean your sandwich? I bought it. Hey Morgan, how much money you got on you?
Morgan : I said I'd give you the change when we ordered the Sno-Cones when we pulled up, so why don't you give me my sandwich and stop being a prick.
Chuckie : Well why don't you give me your fucking sixteen cents you got on you and we'll put your sandwich on layaway. There you go, keep it right up here for you, We'll put you on a program. Everyday you bring your six cents and at the end of the week you'll get your sandwich.
Morgan : Why do you have to be such an asshole?
Chuckie : What am I, fuckin' sandwich welfare? I think you should establish a good line of credit. Like how you bought your couch, payment plans. Remember how your mother brought in $10 everyday for a year and she finally got her couch Rent-A-Center Style?
Morgan : Can I have my food now please?
Chuckie : [ throws the burger at Morgan ] Here's your fucking double burger!
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Lambeau : Yeah, you were smarter than me then, and you're smarter than me now. So, don't blame me for how your life turned out.
Sean : I don't blame you! It's not about you, you mathematical dick! It's about the boy! He's a good kid! And I won't see you fuck him up like you're trying to fuck up me right now! I won't let you make feel like a failure too!
Sean : I don't blame you! It's not about you, you mathematical dick! It's about the boy! He's a good kid! And I won't see you fuck him up like you're trying to fuck up me right now! I won't let you make feel like a failure too!
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[ last lines ] [ Sean reads a note from Will: "Sean, if the Professor calls about that job, just tell him, sorry, I have to go see about a girl." ]
Sean : Son of a bitch... He stole my line.
Sean : Son of a bitch... He stole my line.
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Will : I didn't ask for this.
Sean : No, you were born with it. So don't cop out behind "I didn't ask for this".
Sean : No, you were born with it. So don't cop out behind "I didn't ask for this".
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